a poem about gitting pissed (for lynn)

however much booze you've been drinking
you just want a little bit more
your head begins reeling
you stare at the ceiling
and then you throw up on the floor

hello people of all kinds.

first i would like to say ... actually love to say: JEN COMES BACK TODAY ... HUZZAH! HOORAY!  Yiipeee Kiya Eh!  she's been in BC, Alberta, and those States, like Washington, near there.  And she comes back, this is good news!

secondly i would like to point out that miranda was very very very drunk last night, and sent most of us an email, and some MSN messages,which were very amusing.  she also thinks that joel and I are secret lovers.  duh! we went out for a long time before jen, but he's a man of my past, i think he is still infatuated with me though.  just to note: that i wore the pants in that one, he wore the dresses, skirts, etc....

other then jen coming home i have nothing to say really.  i mean jen coming is alll what matters....

time to go to doctors to see whats stuck in my throat...

public Thinger APostWrittenInCode {
 
  while(colin.isACSDork()) {
 
     this.setMusic(blink182);
     this.setMood(drunk); \\ gotta give me points for trying
 
     System.out.println("As you can see, I decided to write a blog in code.  We'll see how it goes people");
 
     String news = this.fetchWhatsNewInColinsLife();
     System.out.println(news); \\ i guess you can't really read that. sorry folks.
 
     joel.insertFunnyCommentMakingFunOfHimself(); \\ hahaha i fell like god.
     sean.insertCommentThatHeNeverInserts();
     katie.insertComment("Huzzah!"); \\ overloading
     lynn.insertComment("YayColinIsComingToWaterlooThisWeekendHurrah");
     ashley.insertCommentTryingToDissColin();
     ashley.ButJustMakeAFoolOfHerself();
     int PlaceBetThatMargWillNotReadThis = 50;
 
     for(int i=0; i<5; i++) {
        System.out.Println("This is the number of friends I have: "+i);
     }
 
     if(colin.isInAGoodMoodRightNow()) {
        // looks like we made it in here ... whew
     }
 
     if(colin.hasABitchForABoss()) {
        // making it in here is not a good thing
        this.makeBossHappyOnMonday(); // hopefully that works.
     }
 
    this.ColinHasHadEnoughOfThis();
    this.IWontDocumentThisUselessPieceOfCode();
  }
  Thinger WhatIsAThinger = new Thinger();
  return WhatIsAThinger;
}

so i'm like 20. and if i haven't learned anything in my 20 years, i sure learned this: the more you get paid, the less you do. look at joel for example. he does fuck all. get's paid nicely. and me. my job is a counter example. i get paid more, but i do a fuck load more. fuck. i screwed up. meh.

well, it's good to know that i actually have friends. even if they do try to make fun of my hockey playing skills (smashley) .. ashley, how many goals did i score your team? because i lost count ...

well, it's been a rough last 4 days due to lack of jen. somehow i am surviving on text messages and a phone call. i just can't get enough ...

one of my room mates had surgery today, due to a collapsed lung. so i saw him today.

hospitals still freak me out. i hate them. i used to be able to deal with hospitals, and blood and guts. now i can't deal so well. i guess i've come in touch with myself or some crap like that. ask a girl, she can prolly explain.

anyways, i'm glad people still come to my site. 'tis always nice to know, even though i went 2 weeks sans update. sorry friends. i am going to try and keep on it. but somtimes i get carried away...

on another note, i am a big dork. i like jeopardy and trivia stuff. and ken jennings won his 30th round tonight ... and surpased the million dollar mark. like good god man, how far will he go? so watch it!

and lately i've been listening to some odd taste of music ... beach boys and elvis. yes the elvis... i dunno why... childhood memoires?

now i am listening to "within temptation" which is a band like evanesance, only i heard of this guys years ago ... and evenescence copied. but both are copies of kate hudson, if anyone knows who that is...

well children, time to go. love you all.... especially jen.

colin-man, colin-man
does whatever a colin *pause music* (not a colon) *play music* can.
drinks some beer, any kind
parties like sixty-nine
look out here comes the colinman

is he strong? listen bud
he's got great canadian blood
can he play some hockey?
take a look on the ice
hey there goes the colin-man

hello everybody.

hi dr. asshole.

well fuck me sideways. beeeeen busy lately. and guess what? i am busy right now. i am currently sitting in pickering at my aunts house, chilling on the net talking to joel mainly. and just sitting around in the hot tub. enjoying the weather. that sorta thing. it's nice. and everyone knows or will in 2 seconds how much i love summer, cuz i love summer, now everyone knows. it's on the internet. wayyyy cool... i remember back in the day when you were wayyy special (not in the i need a helmet to walk way either) if you had shit on the net. now it's totally like meh....

anyways, i have a golf tourni coming up with the TTC. i am going to take first place of course, cuz i am special, right everyone?? rah rah rah. damn. i seemed to have lost it. but you guys still love me right?

i guess i should apologize for the serious lack of blogging as of late. but really. i dont have much time these days. been busy at working with stupid hoe of a boss. and what little free time i do have, jen takes up about 95% of it. so that leaves 5% for the rest of you. but jen is gone to calgary for two weeks :-( ... yes i am sad. but i suppose joel will be happy cuz he gets to have me for two weeks, then after that ... it's back to be being ex boyfriend. sorry joel. everyone here sympathsizes with you, except jen prolly.

i love MSN. i can see if someone is online, ask them a question then proceed to say "well i am outta here" ... when really i stay online, i just have nothing useful to say that given person at that given time. i love technology... i am the king of the world. ok ok ok slight exageration. but we all know its true, right people? c'mon work with me here!

anywho, waterloo next weekend to see lynn, marg, sean and whoever else i may encounter. lynn and i are going to have a ramones party. exclusively just her and i. cuz no one else listens to the damn band. i think some phils may be in order, and whatever else they have planned for that weekend. should be good times...

you guys should buy a 2-4 of laker. i will pay the $1/bottle that i drink. or maybe get a big 40 oz-er ... hmmm alcohol. god i sound like an alchie. but i am not. because i dont go to meetings.

well my children of the lamb (what the fuck does that mean?) ... i must be off. there is some warm apple pie calling my name. (nothing to do with that movie american pie, you sickos...)