dude if you read this site, comment!

this site is for you to hear about me. and if u dont comment, then whats the point?

sorry if i dont email a lot of you. too busy, so this just kills like 15 birds with one stone. (btw, how do you even kill two birds with one stone? i mean you gotta have two REALLY dumb ass birds and one big boulder... lol)

so who's pissed off?
i sure am. i mean joel goes off to the caribbean (he wouldn't put me in his suitcase ... prick!).... and so i ask him ONE thing. can you bring me back a bottle of rum? ... seems simple enough, eh? well i'll be damned if i don't get my bottle of rum. joel, did i get you all that electronics stuff ??... i mean granted i broke it the next day. lol, am i a dumbass or what? are you feeling guilty yet joel? well, i don't really care, cuz i cant stay mad for too long ... meh.

the important part is: did you bring back some hottie in your suitcase??

so i've been a lackey lately ... my apologies. but who reads this anyways??

and the lackey of the month award goes to: ashley. for her extreme lackiness. and second place: joel for his not as extreme but still lackiness. and well i can't read lynn's blog cuz the site is blocked. damn firewall. but i highly doubt she has updated much more then me here.

well my friends:

joel: how was the cruise? and when are you getting back? and when are you gonna be in waterloo?

ashley: are you feeling better? how did santa treat you?

lynn: how's crap? i mean carp. sorry ... and i got the indiana jones dvd set for xmas, plus terminator 3, and pirates of the caribbean

jen: i doubt you even read this, but see you soon!

heather: i know you dont read this, so meh...

courtney: she doesn't read it either...

sean: i doubt he reads it, but you never know ...

brody: i have no idea where this kid is. i think he's in france or something...

and that's everyone i know that does one of these crazy bloggy things.

so all of you or none of you may ask how my xmas break has been (sorry joel, decemeber break). well it's been warm. and i like that. i went golfing yesterday and i didn't do tooo bad. there were these people in front of us and they were slow, so we didn't finish, we got fed up. i got some presents and basically it's just been a nice relaxing time. but man, there is nothing to do in saudi ... and i mean at all.

and as always i am on permanent techincal support duty at home. and i have to go see what's wrong with my sisters pda. and then i have to walk the dog. so i will be talking to you later.

have a happy new year!

so what's new in my life? well i am saudi for one thing. i got in about 4 hours ago. and its 2:30 in the morning saudi time. and i have nothing to do. ooooo yah, did i tell you about jen? ask about HER sometime, she's what's new in my life as of late..... anyways, i dont feel like blogging because no one else is, and its break. so that means break... from everything.

current song: nitro - the offspring
current mood: i got cards and presents weeee
word of the day: mazy \MAY-zee\, adjective [you don't need a definition, it's pretty self explanatory]

fa la la la la la la la
that's a lot of "la"s, eh? weeeeeee ...
so this is my last full day of work. tomorrow is like a half-half day or something like that, then lunch with my boss, and a few other teachers that want to come out. sounds like a partay i say. ooo and much to jenn's delight, i am not going to wear a tie. i.e. i will wear whatever the hell i feel like.

so i have come to the conclusion that joel's job is getting to his head. like he is going CRAZY man. I swear. He needs help. I think he needs to go and get drunk with me ... sounds like a plan Joel? This january bud ... we'll hit up Kay-Beck. Yeee fucking haw.

current song: bad habit - the offspring
so plans for the weekend? why does everyone ask to do something on my last weekend? my room mates want to go get wasted on friday with me. which will cost my money. i am supposed to go get some books and my bed from pickering on friday cuz i am moving stuff into waterloo on saturday morning, so it's becoming a big hassle and yeh. tonight i have NOTHING to do ... anyone wanna do something? i guess not. poor me. i gotta get back to work ... because yes nina and jenn i actually do my job (nina never reads this, and jenn i dunno if she does) ... bah ... they claim i dont work. meh ...

current mood: packing ... it's so sad
word of the day: derogate \DER-uh-gayt\, intransitive verb:
1. To deviate from what is expected.
2. To take away; to detract; -- usually with 'from'

1.5 days of work left ...
so it's been a busy week, not much time to write on this. happenings as of late?
tuesday after work, jenn and i went to the eaton's center. it was fun, we hung out for a long while and then went home. i did a bit of shopping, and then came home, ate, and went to sleep. not before reading a few emails from her tho ...

today, woke up at 5:45am, shut off alarm, back to bed, woke up at 5:59am. called friend to pick me up. got ready for work ... and to coach UTS' team. I must admit that they are getting better, the goaltending is a tad weak, but practise should work that out ... i hope. and then a day of work ... it was busy and stuff ...

now, i am sitting here .. doing nothing ... burning a few DVDs trying to pack. its not working. i moved a bunch of stuff from one side of the room to the other. weee soo much fun ... yet so depressing. moving sucks my friends. 'tis a shame, i was just getting to know this jenn character ... and then i leave...

anywho, hockey practice tonight ... my last one with this team (for now, might play a bit more later, ca depend) ... it's a sad week i must admit. but i get to go home and see the parents. moving into waterloo apt. this weekend. should be good. i am outtie ...

current song: our on patrol - the offspring
current mood: still sick ... what a bitch ...
word of the day: velleity \veh-LEE-uh-tee; vuh-\, noun:
1. The lowest degree of desire; imperfect or incomplete volition.
2. A slight wish or inclination.

a glorious finish to my junior hockey career
but it's not over yet. i still have the rest of the season and next year to play. it's just a matter of time and such. but last night we won 4-2. which is awesome. i was +4 (which is tough to do in a 4-2 game), and i had 2 PIM and 2 assists. Not a bad game at all. except some pig fucker hit me in the back of the head, (btw, i don't think he will be having kids for a few year.)

and today i feel like crap. like i thought sickness was depleted. but it's back and it's pissing me off. seriouslly, if there is a god. why did he create colds, saddam's, ousama's, and such nasty things? i hate being sick.

well back to work for me, another 3 days of this and then vacation, a short one, but it will be nice. and that's a wrap.

current song: rock'n'roll high school - the ramones
current mood: 5 days left till vacation, yeee haw
word of the day: interregnum \in-tuhr-REG-nuhm\ noun;
plural interregnums \-nuhmz\ or interregna \-nuh\:
1. The interval between two reigns; any period when a state is left without a ruler.
2. A period of freedom from authority or during which government functions are suspended.
3. Any breach of continuity in an order; a lapse or interval in a continuity.


so i went to kay-beck this weekend. weee it was fun. left toronto around 730pm. got to lac brome (where my friend lives) at about 1:15 in the morning. cracked open a few beers, jumped in the hot tub and relaxed.
got up the next morning around 10, made our way to out old high school. played a hockey game against the first team. we smoked them 7-2. I was +4, 3 A, 2 PIM. After that, went to the headmasters office, had a few free beers (four to be exact). Then hit up the Lion Pub with some current students of the school who were there when we went there. Had a pint, some wings and went back to lac brome. bought a huge 2 lb steam, grilled it, ate it, then hot tub and brew for the rest of the night. it was relaxing.
next morning left lac brome around 12 to catch a 1:30 bus out of montreal. missed the bus. took a 3:30 bus. grrrrr. anywho, game tonight (it's my last game with the current team unless they REALLY need me this winter). So I hope we win.

current song: do you remember rock'n'roll radio? - the ramones (obviouslly I am listening to a Ramones CD, its for you lynn!!!)

so that's my weekend. i mean like about 20 hours were spent in a car or bus driving around. weeeeee ...
And next weekend I fly to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, or Al Mamlakah al Arabiyah as Suudiyah as they like to call it. I just call it saudi. you don't know travelling until you've done something this long. leave sunday night, get there monday night. speaking of which i need to get some xmas gifts... doo da doo...
ok children of the korn, i must pertain to my duties. i.e. i gotta work.

my friends are such lackeys

word of the day: meretricious
Pronunciation: mer-ih-TRISH-us
Definition: (adjective) Of or pertaining to prostitutes; having to do with prostitutes.

current song: fuck off i am in the library
current mood: wotabore

whats more boring then lab supervision?...
freaking library supervision. i mean at least in the lab i can kick ugly kids and boys out. but in the library everyone is quiet and like being good. like what am i supposed to do in here? what the hell do librarians do anyways? seems like quite the bore if you ask me. i mean you shelve books using the dewey decimal system.

you know what would be cool? a stripper in the library. that should spice this place up. come on girls, i know it would appease you too. don't even try and think i don't know. have a pole, stage, and some flashy lights in the corner. meh ... i am really bored, eh?

another 2 hours of this crappy library supervison. can we say "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" ...

i mean can someone at least ask me a question. or say hello. or smile. the people in here look so gloomy. like they dont want to be in here. cheer up a little. it's friday!! ooo how i love fridays, but i love saturdays even more.

anyways, i am going to find a book to read (shouldn't be too hard, I am in a library if you didn't know)...

and that's the 11:13am news

hey baby, can i jingle your bells?

current song: why don't you get a job - the offspring
current mood: mmm hot chocolate

a big W for the hawks
well we beat the Mississauga Jets last night 6-5. It really was a 6-3 game. But due to a few penalties (one of them mine), they scored two goals. But we won. That's all what matters. On a personal note, I had 6 PIM (which is 3 penalties, 2 minutes each). If I had ONE more penalty, I would have been kicked out the game. OOHHH and I had THREE assists. Which is pretty good. They are all for lovely Ashley of course. So we started the game with 9 skaters, which is NOT enough at all. We usually have 16. So we had 6 forwards and 3 defensemen (which I play). We play 60 minute hockey games, stop time, exactly like the NHL. So if you do the math, and I know it's hard for some of you, but a 60 minute hockey game for 3 D means that each D plays 40 minutes. That's too much. The longest an NHL D will play is under 30 minutes. So I am tired. While, the other team had a full bench. 16-20 players. So when we get our whole team out there against this team again, we are gonna smoke 'em. And we lost a defensemen in the midst of the 3rd period. That means there were two of us left to finish the game, so tiring. So as of late, our team has a 6W-3L-1T record. Which is pretty good. Anyways, enough of my infatuation with hockey. Let me make fun of people now ....

So speaking of hockey, I saw this girl who goes to the school where I work at at the hockey game. She's like 15, and the players are like 18-19. double-you tee eff ^^mate?

current song: bad habit - the offspring

Montreal this weekened, if all goes well. I haven't been feeling very well as of late. But I want to go. So I prolly will. Problem is, finding a way from Montreal to Toronto. hmmm. Any ideas people?

Well my fellow followers. I have to work y'know?

current song: no music for me
current mood: supervising kids is not so much fun.

Hey Einstein, you've got some great ideas, but can you blow shit up?
so here i am. sitting in front of 30 machines supervising kids. it's not much fun unless they do something stupid and give me a reason to kick them out. but hey, i don't need a reason. i mean, the ugly ones go first. then the boys. so hopefully when i am done i am left with a bunch of girls. wait a minute, i work at a school filled with nerds. what am i thinking? somone save me. ahhhhh dec. 19 is not far away.

so last night this prick on my hockey team, he was well, a prick. i can usually trust him to give me a ride to the practice or games. but last practice, the guy just leaves without me. and last night, he said he sat out front of my house for 5 minutes and then left. wtf mate? first of all, i have THESE huge windows in front of my house. i would be able to see him. second of all, he told me he'd be around at 9:20. its pouring rain. i go outside at 9:20 and wait for 10 minutes. he don't come. i am getting soaked. so i go inside. now he usually calls me on my cell when he is out front. did he? nope. asshole. did he think of KNOCKING ON MY FUCKING DOOR? nope. the guy is no doubt the WORST player on our team, he shouldn't even be on the team, and he's a prick to boot. even worse, he tells people he is the fucking superstar of our team. wtf mate? i was talking to this guy who goes to school with him about it. i even have more points then he does, it's not even funny. does this say anything for him? nope. but i will be the first to vote for MSPP. It's a new award for the "most shittiest and prick-like player". it's a new award, the nhl will soon adopt it i swear. enough ranting and raving for me, i got it all out now.

so i'm sick. i hate being fucking sick. i better get better for the weekend, or else there is gonna be some major ass kicking. who am i kidding? what am i gonna do? kick my immune systems ass? i don't think so. stupid sickness, go away!

well, i have to attend to a mailbox filled with emails. audios amigos!

current song: hypodermic (yes as in hypodermic needles) - the offspring
current mood: i am getting sick. i hate sick.

i feel like ... poop
i wonder to myself why joel and i started saying 'poop' instead of 'shit'. i mean it sounds a lot nicer, but in another sense it really doesn'y. enough wonderderering for me ...

i don't really fell like writing a blog this morning. i am getting sick and it pisses me off. right now i want to be NOT sick, food, and my bed to go back to sleep in. who invented this stupid 9-5 (8-4 in my case) crap-o-la? I want a job from 12-2. Who wants to hire me? Come on, I know you do... damn, it's not working.

anyways, i am off.

current song: popeye the sailor man - mxpx
current mood: it's christmas time, how could i not be merry?

he's strong to the finish cuz he eats his spinach
this song is great. download it i say.

anywho, not much happening in my life. same old shit in a new day. hockey work blah blah blah blah blah. get it?
don't worry either do i.
might go see matrix: revolutions in imax tonight. but undecided. sitting at home doing absolutly nothing sounds a lot more compelling to me. whaddya think? i heard the movie sucks. but people said i should see it in the thetres. meh we'll see.

i did watch 'eight crazy nights' last night. which was bloody hilarious. i mean it makes fun of xmas and hanukah which is not cool. but it's funny nonetheless. robin williams is funny and he knocks down everybody, including canadians. but it's funny. stop being stuck up bitches about the racists and discriminatory jokes, its funny! i mean i find it funny when people make fun of white people or canadians. it's racist, but its ok because it's really funny. anywho. i think you got my idea.

ok. so i was discussing with somebody about some pissed off people. and i asked if they were pms'ing jokingly. but this is crazy to think about. there are roughly 6 billion people in the this world. and let's assume roughly 3 billion women, ok? how many days a year? 365 by my last count. let's do some math. 3 billion/365 = 8219178 (roughly). that means everyday there are 8 million angry women bitching. imagine if they horded all 8 million in one place? let's say ... iraq. we'll see how al-qaeda reacts to that! CRAZINESS. it could be the US' new wepaons of mass destruction (or mass-pissed-off-ness). christ, i wouldn't wanna be there for that one. just a thought ...

quote of the when-ever-the-hell-i-feel-like-putting-a-new-one-up:
Student: Why do we need to know that?
Professor: 'Cuz it's in your fucking book!

current song: screaming infedelities - dashboard confessional
current mood: not tooo bad considering its monday. but may i remind you that vacation in 10 days.

kicked outta the hockey game, and just generally pissed at this ridiculous world
current song: something of value - yellowcard
i am in the "emo" mood today... i made a CD for jenn ... and i am listening to it.

so some of the headlines in todays newspaper:
"Bush's Big Idea: Put American on Moon" -- umm hello? you did this back in 1969 (69, eh?) ... thats like 30 years ago. I think the only thing BIG that Bsh has, is his damn ego and his head is too big. i mean, his presidency was a fucking graduation gift from his father. so because the chinese are trying to put on the moon the americans need to do it. in the immortal words of billy connolly (and robin williams) "fuck off". why must america think that they are the greatest country. "be all that you can be" ... what a crock of shit. look at the jessica lynch case. what a media blowout. i know americans are our brothers. but we really don't have much in common. the americans need to get some canadian beer, and just relax a little. be a little more laid back like dem people from tha rock ... aie boy!

current song: so long sweet summer - dashboard confessional (one of my favorite songs)

"Violence on women 'horror'" -- this is called sexists my friends. i have discussed this already. check out the archives.

so last night was the first time in my hockey career that i didn't finish a game. i got thrown out at the beginning of the second period for 'hitting from behind' ... fuck me. (and we lost too, possibly the worst game we ever played)

another game tonight, hopefully i will play the entire game, and we will win. yes.

adieu good folk.

note: mrs. ireland is HOT!

happy birthday ashley!
so i figured i should get a blog in on ashley's birthday. [she better remember this]. even though i don't know her that well. she's a pretty cool chick (bring it on ashley) and we get along, so why not? and i have nothing better to do on a saturday night. the reason i am staying in? i got really drunk on thursday, for free (bonus i say). so that wore me out.

i saw school of rock today. some funny stuff, and good music that i enjoyed, but the plot was kinda poopie.

about this time, joel and ashley should be getting drunk. have fun, without me ... bastards. anywho, bed time for me.

can aonnye raed tihs perlorlpy? i tnihk tihs is tlatoly the ceolslot tnhig eevr. i maen it's cpleomtly ulseses to konw but it is wreid taht you can slitl raed tihs. fckunig asewmoe, eh?

so if you didn't know, last night was the staff xmas get together. after work we all went over to one of the teacher's places across the street. and had food, drinks and talked for a while. at first it was not cool cause i was like young and not fitting in too well. but the drinks that solved that problem pretty quickly. had many good conversations. a few of the interesting ones are explained below.

so i am a 19 year old working in a high school. way cool ... (only joel gets this, he is laughing right now) ... anywho. one of the VPs just found out that i am 19 at the party last night, and she damn near lost it. she couldn't believe it. no one can here for some reason. everyone puts me at like 23-24. yeh right. quite amusing i must say.

cougars. no not the animal. this refers to females that are old. like what do you consider a cougar? to me its like anything above 25. note: i did not bring this up. we were talking about dating and someone mentioned their boyfriend was 10 years older then them. which is alright if you are say 35 or something. but not if you are 19 like me. so she started flipping out when i mentioned that if i went out with a 29 year old it would be over. and by over i mean totally weird. whaddya say? i say i totally agree.

anyways, 'twas a nice get-together. now everyone thank heather for taking care of decorating and making all the food and stuff. speaking of food i need food now.

current song: i love my computer - bad religion
current mood: bah its friday ... that means weekend is imminent
word of the day: stanch (transitive verb): to stop the flowing of

who knew a damn coffee could taste so good
ok jenn (do you actually read this?) i had another one of those mocha thingers from second cup, it tasted yummy. and the best part is i didn't have to go get it and fall on my ass in the process... [note to those that-don't-know-i-am-not-a-coffee-drinker: i am not a coffee drinker.]

oh so jenn has enlightened me with the band 'lifehouse' which is a cool band which we ALL know their songs but have no idea who sings them. need to buy their CD or something. where is the used CD store?

so i heard a word that i haven't heard in damn years: nostalgic

i don't want to think anymore, brain is like in permanent 'tard mode. and it's not coming out 'til january when i hafta study and get edumacated. i think i really need to be edumacated, cuz i can't spell for sheet. (if you try hard enough with the pro-nunse-she-ashun that comes out to say 'shit' ... whoop-dee-fucking-doo) note to all: whoop-dee-fucking-doo is the word of the term, year, whatever you want, ok?

current song: she don't use jelly - the flaming lips (these guys suck ... just kidding)

i just used the word 'prolific' in an email. that's another word i haven't heard in ages... ok this is getting a tad superfluous. ok defenestrating dictionary (wait it's an online dictionary, so am i gonna chuck the whole computer? i think not

so i got a call that one the people-that-i-do-tech-support-for 's mouse don't workie workie so well. so i go down there and it doesn't work. so she says she has an extra mouse (which i later found out she has like 4 mice down there. wtf^^ mate?) i plugged in one-of-the-other-mice and it worked, so i plugged the old-mouse-that-didn't-work and it worked. i hate technology.

ok so attention span is really not good today ... oooo look a penny ... damnit colin concentrate. (sorry heather for referring (two 'r's or one?) to myself in the 3rd person)

plans for the weekcease (weekend is over used) ... sleep. i need it, like really. and hockey-ing too ... cuz i have games. and my team is on a killer streak. as of late we are 6-1-1 i think.

opps i forgot this thingy ')' way up there ... so here have it stupid english teacher ) ... that was a loooooong parathesized [wee new word, i think] statement. if you think i am crazy that's ok, i forgot the close bracket way-up-der somewhere (who needs 'th' ... just use a 'd' like instead of there it's der ... and fuck the silent 'e' .. its SILENT, so who needs the stupid thing. opps don't want to forget this thingy again)

so lately all i continue to think of are lines from robin williams: live on broadway. if you HAVE yet to see this, tell me. i will invite you over and we shall watch it on the big screen at my house. soooooooooo damn funny. lol .... "i knew ghandi, he was a prick. i saw him eating a prok (way to spell no-spell, that's s'posed to be 'pork'. you know what's funny i spelt it wrong three times trying to spell it correctly there. where was i?) hot dog, macking on mother theresea .... " i give up....

current song: skulls - the misfits (reminds me of lynn ... how cute, eh?)

so do you concur with me that my brain is in retard mode? ok time to accomplish something at work. like read my emails which are pleonastic. [where the hell do i get these words from?]

comment away my fellow peoples. [even if i don't know you and you happened upon this site. i want a comment from everyone, even if you just say 'hi']. whooops "insert was turned on" ... damn i am dumb why is all that in quotes? ok seriouslly, need to stop.

over and out.

current song: another brick in the wall pt. 1 - pink floyd
current mood: damn mornings

wotabore
so apart from falling right on my ass with 3 coffees in my hand yesterday, i accomplished nothing. (thanks for laughing at me ashley *cries*) ...

but i did tutor some lil'goose in physics all night long. but then her dad treated me to chinese food, which was awesome. thanks goose. i think she understands the stuff, well a lot better then before the 4 hours of physics. man was it ever cold last night. brrrrrrrrr...

apparently, i killed TWO of my landlords plants. i watered the things while he was on his vacation. like what else do i need to do? seriouslly. fuck i dont know shit about taking care of plants. its canada for crying outloud, not a damn rainforest...

ooo last night ashley and i listened to ring tones, and i found some pretty good ones. but i am not going to pay $2.50 for the damn thing. but she said she would pay $2.50 for me to have "In the Navy" on my phone. lol. i told her in january i'd do it.

anyways, i have to get back to working...

current song: offspring - self esteem
current mood: still stuck in last night's

offspring fucking rocked!
k, so as many of you know i got two free offspring tickets for last nights show at the toronto opera house. i gave the other one to paul, a buddy from university. so we left around 6:45 in the cold with 4 t-shirts on and nothing else. got there about 7:30, we were late due to subway delays. apparently some dude jumped on the track or something. so we stood in line shivering cold for quite a long time. there was some guy in front of us who was a complete loser. he was drinking some mixture out of a coke bottle, smoking a lot of pot and looked like a bum. not to mention he was missing at least one tooth. the doors were supposed to open around 8 but didn't open till around 8:20 or so.

once we got inside, we evaded coat check because it was a loooong line and waste of time and we didn't bring costs for this exact reason. so we walked up to almost the front, where we saw stoner guy standing there screaming like the idiot he was. we waited, and waited while the roadies did there thing. and finally the offspring came on.

now, i am a big fan of offspring's old stuff and don't really like there new stuff. which is good, because they only played ONE song from their past two albums.

before they started playing, dexter, the lead singer and he plays guitar as well, had a sip of his beer, and i decided to shout 'why you drinking that budweiser crap? get a canadian beer!"... he had a little snicker and then proceeded to play 'All I want', which kicked ass.

did i mention that there was no barrier between the crowd and the band? i spoke with head of security, and he told me the band requested not to have it. so if you get over the crowd you could get on stage. so did i take full advantage of this? hell yeh i did. i went up like 3-4 times per song and then proceeded to jump into the crowd and body surf. I would just get up there, jump up and down next to one of the band memebers, playing some guitar with him and then find a suitable place to jump on a bunch of people. man it kicked some serious ass.

and now i know you are all wondering, you must've been drunk. hellll no. i went to this thing sober as fuck. no way i was going to let alcohol ruin this for me. i remember the whole thing.

so the night went on like this allll night, me running up on stage, staying up for 30 seconds and then jumping in the crowd every chance i could get. it kicked ass, seriouslly.

so some of the more memorable things:

at one point dexter laid his beer down in front of the crowd and said "now you won't touch that will ya?" fuck no dude i grabbed that shit had a sip and tossed it on the audience.

another point some weird-o jumped up on stage after a song, i think he had a pick or something and asked dexter to sign it. dexter told him later and noodles (the other guitar player) said "dude we don't come bother you at burger king while you're working" lol .....

all in all they played all my favorite songs plus two crappy ones which i don't really like. pretty fly for a white guy and hit that (the latter being from their new album which comes out dec 9 in north america).

at some point in the night i started talking to head of security, who was the biggest guy there. he was like 6'8". i asked him "dude do you actually do so-called 'security'?" he said no, he just causes shit. at one point he launched me into the fucking crowd. wow that was fun...

so did i have a good time 'dancing' (i quoted that becuase it is not dancing by any stretch of an imagination), crowd surfing, drinking dexter's beer, and having a good time?? well FUCK YES I DID. that was prolly one of the best concerts I ever went to. anywho, back to work....

current song: in the flesh - pink floyd
current mood: monday blues.

can we say slacker? (that includes joel, lynn, and ashley)

so yah i haven't updated since thursday, my bad to all of you who have now committed suicide cuz colin didn't update his blog, all i have to say to you is get a life ... moving on.

weekend happenings? well i worked late friday, so boring watching some dell guy do something to the servers. weee. but i made up for it on friday night. it was tom vanderbleek's b-day bash, and a bash it twas. on the way home i picked up 750 mL of bacardi's finest white rum and one (1) can of frozen sans nom fruit punch, which makes 1.5L plus a 1.5 L waterbottle (i drank the liter of water on the subway ride home, it was called planning ahead). i proceeded to pour the entire bottle of rum into the water bottle, and topped it off with cold fruit bunch, which is how certain people say punch (no joke). went to the party, drank it all. did it ever taste good. had a blast. had a few beers at the end of the night, apparently i was hitting on every girl at the party, but i remember none-of-their-names. tom said i had a girl in my lap at point in time, and he was like "well i will let him have her". note to any under-aged people reading this site: alcohol is bad.

so i woke up in a daze on saturday, at 830 am. the alarm was buzzing loudly (or was that just the ringing in my head?). so colin *SMASH* alarm clock. (and he found out that there was no buzzing in the head). i felt great suprisingly. but how did i get home? a BUS ride, i remember that. it was a good night tom!

saturday night: i went to see pirates of the caribbean... for the third time. it was just as good as it was the first time. but i could have played captain jack this time. ooo and by the way jack, i know why the rum is gone! i drank it on friday... after the flick, i just went to sleep (around 12) ... woke up at 2 ... damn i am good.

sunday night: nothing. i went skating with tom and this bitch girl said i was throwing stuff at her face. and she was like 13 and her and her friend thought they were cool cuz they smoked. what a bunch of winners we have in this stupid city....

MONDAY NIGHT (that's right I am a university student, the weekend NEVER ends): tonight i go to see the offspring. paul is going to it as well. it should be a sweeeeeet show. even tho i dont like their new stuff that much, they ALWAYS play their old stuff, so i am stoked for that. but i miss a hockey game, which is a shame because i love hockey. but i am also very passionate about my music, and this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, so i am going to pounce on it like "shit on velcro" (robin williams. if you haven't seen robin live on broadway, let me know. you have to see it, it's the funniest thing ever) ... here tommy sit in santas lap *ZAP* ... lol!

current song: comfortably numb - pink floyd
so i am listening to Pink Floyd: The Wall. I love these guys. I wish they were still around. That would kick to see them... ahhh. I am SO in the wrong generation. i listen to all the wrong music. i should be in the 70s or something.

anywho, i am off. i need to: 1.) get stupid PCMCIA modem to work on this stupid laptop, 2.) boss wants me to write a program for an inventory system. i think i will just use filemaker pro to do it, 3.) i dont like to plan this far ahead. we shall see where this takes me.

thank you for calling AT&T have a nice day.

current song: finnegan's wake - dropkick murphys
current mood: work reporting ... again

stupid one piece 230 dollar hockey sticks

so last night my one piece (piece-of-shit) ccm vector shattered. it's true. those things are crappy. MINE broke when i was passing a puck. a PASS? so the vector is priced at $230, i paid $100. but the guy i got it from is giving me a new stick. so it's not that big of a deal.

and work reporting continues. such a boring process. my report is in excess of 3000 words and i still haven't written 3 parts to it: exec summary, conclusions and these one other section. i am going to make it long to make work-report-marker-dude suffer in hell because he is lucky to have a job! (i.e. if it wasnt for co-op and work reports, he would be a bum)

mmm cookies ... i really could go for a coffee or something, i am falling asleep here.

ok work reporting time. ciao.

ashley reminded me of this hat that i always wanted. it is blue with the ford symbol on the front, cept it doesnt say ford it says FUCT. i want it.

what a fuct up world we live in

i saw master and commander: the far side of the world last night. it was a pretty good film, i enjoyed it. it was very graphic tho and explicit. it was a good time tho. it was weird. some chick sitting next to us had a seizure (or something like this) so half way thru the movie 5 paramedics come rolling in with a stretcher and stretcher-ed her out of the theatre. and on the way out they gave us a free movie ticket, so it's two-for-one and i only paid 9.25 for the movie anyways. kick ass. on movie notes, i am going to see pirates of the caribbean this saturday for 3 dollars ... for the third time. i told you before i love this movie, so why not! any takers wanna come?

i think i will go see the last samurai with my free movie ticket too.

today was a hectic day, tvs not working, teachers needing laptops and me being late to bring them, teachers swearing up and down at me, teachers giving me lip, and kids just being the regular pain in the asses. i need a vacation. oooo wait 3 weeks left... yeee haw (yes that's right i am an albertan and proud of it!)

i need to go christmas shopping for the parentals (and my sister too)... but i have no idea what to get them. so i figure i will just go to the mall and walk around until i find something that suffices, well not suffices, but something i think they will like. bah...

what's with this violence against women stuff? i mean violence against men is just violence. wtf is going on with this world? its like univeristy of waterloo is allowed to have the asian students society but the white students society would not be allowed. NOT that i want to have a white students society in particular. but just the morality behind it.

ooo yah ... other IMPORTANT news in the newspaper this morning... people are complaining that the terms 'master' and 'slave' (referring to IDE controllers on a computer) are unacceptable and offensive. somebody filed a discrimination report. A DISCRIMINATION REPORT ON A FUCKING COMPUTER PART! discrimination against what really, a computer? what a crock of shit, eh?
what is this stupid world coming to?
colin go smash world.

anyways, enough rambling...

current song: hit that - the offspring (from their new album splinter)

6-2 over west mall
sorry ashley i didn't get a goal, but i got two or three assists. i was NOT on the ice for their two goals. but i was on the ice for 3 or 4 of our goals. i had a good game. i knocked some big 250 lb kid on his ass three times. so we are moving up in the standings. our last 5 games we are: 3-1-1. so we gotta keep this going...

word of the day: cisdussed (there's dyslexia for you)

mental note: never become a teacher; kids are dumb

first draft of work report is all finished up. well over 3000 words. so i need to cut down on some stuff. back to edititiititititing for me....

current album: pink floyd - the wall (cd 1&2 playing)

new word: de paperclipified

what's with all my friends being blog-lackeys? and comment-on-colin's-blog-lackey? get with it people...

kick ass i got two free offspring tickets

you do not understand how much this means to me. offspring is my favorite band and i got two free tickets and i dont have to wait in a crappy line. kick ass!

does anyone want to come with me?

current song: finnegan's wake - dropkick murphys

my irish roots are coming out
so lat night, joel, lynn and I went to some irish pub. (note pitchers cost 17 dollars). but the band kicked some ass. and we drank enough before going out. so anyways the band was obviously an irish band, from montreal. the salty dogs. pretty good i must admit. after a few of my excellent suggestions, the place got going pretty well. some of my fav irish (ok not all irish, but close enough from canada) jives: mary mac, drunken sailor, 500 miles, spirit of the west, finnegan's wake, and home for a rest. classics i must add, but played live with a good band, they kick even more. anyways, we had a few pitchers and whipped out the irish jigs. note: lynn and i like punk, but somehow we pulled it off. joel, well i don't what he listens to. rap rock everything i guess. but there is a lot of irish punk, i.e. dropkick murphy's. anyways, i had a great night. i hope lynn and joel did as well. 'taws a memorable night. too bad ashley didn't come, she missed out

here is one of the choruses from a song, so say these reallllllly fast.
Mary Mac's father's making Mary Mac marry me
My father's making me marry Mary Mac
Gona marry Mary for my Mary to take care of me
We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mac

while i was gone, my room mates decided to drink my LAST beer and my whisky. bastards. very annoying.
anyways, dinner and bed.

current song: watching "that 70s show"
current mood: chilling with joel

weekend galore
the bus ride down was an uncomfortable one. it was too hot, and the seat was made for someone not my size, so very uncomfortable i must say.

so joel and i are chilling in ottawa. good times. went out to a couple pubs with him and ashley last night. she's a pretty cool chick (opps i am not allowed to call her a chick, but she's cool nonetheless). so i went to my first watpub. mental note: waterloo events suck. never go. there was this really loud kid named joel and he was really loud and annoying. i just wanted to knock his teeth out. so i just talked to the cool joel and ashley. we left that place pretty quick, after one beer to be exact.

we went to this other pub, what it was called i do not know. but it was like the never ending pub. it just went on forever and ever and ever and ever. i think you get the point. and they had this really good band, i thought. a tad loud. but had acoustic guitar, acoustic bass, pianists, and fiddlists. what it is about irish music, i dont know. must be my irish roots or something, but i like it. nothing like sitting around having a few and listening to some celtic music.

plans for tonight? well in the immortal words of ashley, we will fly by the seat of our pants. whatever that really means. but lynn is coming so that should be good. she's a unique one. a real punk-girl which is cool, cuz i am punk-guy. anyways, ashley should be there, so it will be a not typical-waterloo night. more anon...

have good rock smashing...

joel reminded me of crazy drivers. well one moring i was walking by a side street, and i was carrying a small bag with my skates, glove, and half helmet and my stick. there were no cars on the street so i started to cross. i was almost across and a fucking car hits me. not hard, but i fell on his car. i stood up, we exchanged stares, and he started to drive off. what an asshole, but don't worry. i didn't let him get away with that. remember i had a hockey stick. anyone know what a "two hander" is? well, you put both hands on the stick and use it in a baseball bat like motion. well i did this to his car. really, i was more worried about hurting my hockey stick then his stupid car. he didn't bother to stop. asshole ...

current song: no music playing now ...
current mood: i am supervising a bunch of high school students, whaddya think?

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
so it's friday. this is good. and i am going to ottawa this weekend, this is also good. what else is good? nothing. i am hungry, a tad tired, and bored. every friday morning from 8-9 i have to supervise these kids. and there is nothing to do in here, 'cept throw them out when they are bad. which NONE of them are being today. so sucks for me. why can't one kid just be playing a game, instead they are all working.

it's actually funny. if i get up and walk around to see what's on their screens, some of them figit really quickly and press Alt + Tab to try and hide something. They must think I am dumb or something. Am I really that dumb? Am I? I didn't think so. But then they play all innocent, and I am like "bye". damn kids.

So it's serious work report time so I actually get a vacation this December. Of course, I will be doing some work on it there, but most shall be done here. And then I will get some English teachers to read it for me. No more comma crap like last time.

so who listens to waterloo radio? i sure don't ... yet we get charged for it. wait, who listens to the radio period?

well, i am hoping this weekend is going to be a good one. actually, i know it's going to be a good one.

well, i must be off.
adieu

ashleys, candy bars, and being a pirate

yesterday, i spoke with this subject to a fine young lady, and whaddya know she was named ashley. i mean, what is with me and girls named ashleys? like is there something about the name ashley that gets me going? (in case you are wondering, i seem to have an infatuation with girls named ashley). i am curious about this. last night i had a dream that i get into the guiness book of world records for "Dating the most number of people with the same name". i know, i got it. all ashleys must be really good looking. i will just leave it at that for now, any ideas?

mmmm pudding ... and sesame snaps (i am addicted to this things)

lazy days kick ass. i am having one today. like ashley has bad hair days and all these other types of crazy days, i am officially the king of lazy days. (that was weird, my boss is talking to me, and at the same time i typed "officially" he said it, weird). from this day forth, every day is a lazy day for me. who's with me?

i have recently come to the realisation that if i could go back in time, i would go back to the pirate days. in case you don't know, i love the movie pirates of the caribbean and any pirate movie really... but pirates of the caribbean is my favorite by far. i know it's just a movie, but i know what its like just to travel around, rape, pillage and plunder. just kidding about the raping, pillaging and plundering. did you know that pillage and plunder means the same thing? weird, eh? you might as well be saying i am going to eat some dinner, have a nap, then go to sleep. but nonetheless, i wanna be a mighty pirate like guybrush threepwood (let me know if you actually get this, otherwise google up "The Curse Of Monkey Island"). if you have seen pirates of the caribbean, then you remember when captain sparrow and elizabeth were stuck on the island, and the whole "why is the rum gone?" bit, well, a girl asked me to re-inact this scene with her this xmas on the beach, her being elizabeth, me being jack, and she said elizabeth would be MORE open to other things. and we all know what happens with alcohol and such. oddly enough, this girls name is ashley. crazy, eh? should be good ... BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

i was just reminded of a funny line ... and no, i do not want to be that kind of pirate ... referring to a butt-pirate that is... lol

current song: vacuum bag - stroke 9

this is in response to joel's "alarm beating" in his blog...

so if you don't know, i hate mornings. and the alarm clock will vouch for that. i have tried many things, like placing the alarm clock on the other side of the room, but that doesnt work.

so i just kept the thing beside my bed, and every morning the hand comes down and smacks it till it shuts up. and i would never get up. lately, i started put it under the bed. so i had this natural reaction to start smacking beside the bed. but that didn't work. so i would have to find the damn thing. usually just grab a cord and yank it, then smack.

well this morning, at 5:40 i smacked it good and hard, and it wouldn't shut up. so i picked it up and tossed it, but not hard enough as it landed next to me, still going "beepy beepy spaz" mood. so the next time i really hurled the fucker ... and now i need a new alarm clock for sure.

current song:i love my computer - bad religion
current mood:meh ... i'm tired

say so'n'blah blah
so i didn't go coach the kids this morning. 5:40 is just way to god damn early for me to get getting up (that makes no sense, but its still early). i actually woke up, and i was like "its dark out, men (and women too, cant forget those females, i dunno what I WOULD DO WITHOUT THEM!?) is supposed to sleep in dark." so i slept in til 7:35. which is too late for me to be getting up, meh. also, i have a practice tonight for my own team at 1015. which is late enough for me. imagine going from dark to dark. who invented this day light savings crap anyways? i hate it. it gets dark too early, and its too dark in the morning. i'm moving to mexico where the days are the same all year round.

so i am going to ottawa this weekend

i think hoel (aka joel) needs to get his priorities straight. he was bitching at me last night about how he wanted to play his stupid SNES game. fuck off man, whether you answer my question or start playing nintento right away is not going to kill you. well maybe it is. actually it prolly is. haha ... here is how joel and i studied for exams over the summer:

after 30 minutes studying, joel: "break time!" *proceeds to open computer and play super mario*
after an hour break, colin: "food time!" *we then proceed to make teriyaki chicken or go to cafe and waste more time*
back to studying, for oooohhh i'd say 10 minutes before it's another break time.

speaking of super mario, i beat it for joel. bah .. that's right there were like 3 secrets that he didn't have that i got for him. your welcome.

i am getting pissed at hoemail (it's what joel and i call hotmail). it's such crap. first off, it doesnt work from 4-6pm anyday. and for their generally crappy (let alone non-existent) HELP. and why can't they hire some poor people to read the subject line of ALL emails, and if it says viagra, horny girls, or anything of such a nature. delete it. poor people can read, and they are poor. they will work for nothing.

speaking of hiring people, what's with these see-and-eye dogs. how about see-and-eye midgets. every blind dude gets a midget that follows him around. it would be so much easier to communicate. (i heard this on comedy channel).

so i spoke with ashley , i wanna say chick, but according to her she's not a chick. but like i told her, i call everyone of the female influence a chick. so to ashley, sorry for calling you a chick. anyways, her and her friends are going to have a hockey team this winter in waterloo, and i am going to play with them. apparently, they are good skaters, but dont know how to used that curved stick thingy. frankly, i think they could kick my ass. i only been playing hockey for 4 years, and them 16 ... shit. but we both play AAA and i play full contact, so we'll see who gets their asses kicked. wait, there is a whole team of them and one of me. awww fek.

why is split and spilt so close in spelling yet so far in meaning?

current song: sweet & sour of a knife - pistol grip
current mood: i wanna be hockey-ing (thanks joel for that!)

#insert creative title here#
so the high school hockey team i coach had a game today, an exhibition game. and well, they surprised the hell outta me. way to go guys! (none of them know this blog site exists). but we lost. but that doesn't matter one bit. all the conditioning that i did with them paid off. kick ass ...

so tonight is the first night in like 2 weeks that i am actually going to have a proper dinner, and it is gonna be a good one. speaking of dinner i better go cook it. oo wait, i'll do this first. but you have to comment... deal? i heard a yes ... cool ...

offspring tickets. hopefully i will have exclusive tickets to their exclusive concert in toronto on december 1st. i hope. offspring has some good shows. only been to one, but it was good. anyone wanna go to it with me?

i think joel's having a prugh (aka rough if you can spell) day. i am sorry joel. joel had to work the entire say (he's got it rough). and this chick named ashley (joel's friend who i don't know) keep making fun of joel for killing kittens. which NO BODY gets cept the three of us. and ashley doesn't know who i am, so that makes one of you, joel i am sorry big guy.

things that piss me off:
1.) getting up in the morning
2.) doing laundry
3.) emptying dishwashers (although i am grateful i have a dishwasher)
3.) having two number threes in my list
4.) stupid people who have stupid lists of things that piss them off
5.) making dinner which has to be made so i will talk to you later...

ohh yah, the fucking dog chewed it's bed to pieces and like it's not my dog so i'll be damned if i am going to clean up the fuzzy shit which is all over this house ... hell no.

oo yah, and i now know ashley so everybody say "hi ashley" ...

current song: save yourself (such a depressing song, brings back memoires from tartu)
current mood: thinking cap is on ... work reporting

unbeaten streak has been beaten. damn.

so yeh, we lost last night. not that great of a deal. last four games we went 2-1-1 (for all you not knowing hockey, or any sport. 2-1-1 means 2 wins, 1 loss, and 1 tie). which is NOT bad.

well, i am busy work reporting right now, whilst (is that a word?) joel continues to be dazzled by "beepy beepy spaz mode". quite an interesting concept "beepy beepy spaz mode" really is. moving on...

speaking of moving. i need to steal a truck to move to waterloo this winter. damn not having a car to hell.

i am stoked about dec. 19. i get to have a vacation. i love vacation. i mean, who doesn't??

well this is short, but i am off...

Quote of the week

"Gimme a fuckin' break! Buy a goddamn rake!"
-Dr. Corso, to a groundskeeper blowing leaves outside of the classroom window

words of the week
who can find the connection between these three words?
1. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
2. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
3. antidisestablishmentarianism (this is the word of the week)

current song: murder the government - nofx
current mood: damn i hate mondays

unbeaten in 3 games pathetically that's a record for my hockey team this year. and hopefully we will continue that to 4 tonight.

so jessiWAHca came to my game last night. she didn't want to be because she thought she'd be lonely. but no. there was plenty of excitement in that game to keep her going, i think. cept when i sat in the sin bin (aka penalty box) for a while. stupid delay of game penalty. that ref was crap-o-la i tell ya!

anyways, after the game she came over and we had a few drinks and chatted for quite a while. it was good. thanks for coming by jess.

why are girls such a pain? come on, seriouslly. such a pain. some of them drive me completly nuts. i won't mention any specifics tho due to the great number of people that read this, PLEASE sense my sarcasm in that line. but not all girls are a pain. some just get right down to business. if something needith being said, it will be said. others (who piss me off) people just play a two faced game, which just pissed me off (this goes for guys too, although I find males are generally more direct, but not always). speaking of two face, i watched batman returns this weekend. val kilmer is the worst batman ever. michael keaton should return. back to two faces? man, i have A.D.D. or something....

joel has just told me that there is an exemplary number of HOT girls out on sundays. first off, they must be terrible christians, but who am i to talk, right? people think univeristy weeks start on a thursday? well let me tell you, university weekends don't end. sara can vouch for me on this one. especially on some particular wednesday night where tom kept pouring beers down my throat. but live and learn my friends, that is all i can say.

current song: the hell song - sum41
i must say, this song is fun to jam to on the guitar ...
"suddenly, suddenly i dont feel so insecure"

there is so much more that has to be said right now. but it just can't be said. and WHY? you may ask ... well to be honest i just don't know. there is a lot going on right now, and at the same time I am completly satisfied with the status quo. so why do anything? well because I AM not the only one that matters. but i don't know what these other crazy kids (thanks tom) are wanting/needing. so i think there is a serious lack of communication between some of us.

well, i have bloggered (like blabberd) on for long enough. in that i leave you with this:

Choose Life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television,choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.

-trainspotting

current song: baby, i'm an anarchist - against me!
current mood: feelin' lazy

a wedding, 4 alcoholics, and a few "2-8"s. bad combination. no wait, it was great. so this weekend one of my childhood friend's mom got married. and alcoholics? well, my buddy, his two friends and I started drinking on Saturday at noon. yes, before the wedding had even started I had injested 4 beers. and by the end of the night we went through a few "2-8"s. which is a 2-4 + 4 extra beers. needless to say by the end of the night, i was tired. so after 17 beers at the wedding we headed out.

got back to my buddy's place around 5:30-6:00. threw a lasagna in the oven. whilst, i was sitting on the couch and a cat jumped on me, at the same time, joel decided to text message me with a very important message "i am going to eat now". and the phone vibrated, and the cat went 30 feet straight up in the air. that was cool. (btw, joel thanks for telling me you were going to eat!) checked it (the lasagna that is) 30 minutes later, and it was still a frozen block of ice (i think maybe the oven was NOT on). so i told my buddy i am going to sleep. wake me up for dinner. man was that the best sleep ever...

after dinner we went for the wedding after party, which involved the 4 of us sitting in a basement watching tv and drinking more beers, ordering pizza, after that we played NHL 2002. the game went on for about 12 overtime periods with a measly score of 0-0. eventually alex tanguay scored for me. then we finally going to bed at some god for saken time.

all in all, a lot of inotixcants were drank (drunk?), and memories were remorsed. and good times were had. what else could a bunch of kids ask for? well i had a good weekend.

what did i learn? weddings, alcoholics and and superfluous amounts of booze = great times ... thanks phil!

this just proves the stupidity of men. (or perhaps just ME). i walked into the drug store to buy some shampoo. promptly looked at the aisle signs and walked down the "shampoo" aisle. looked at the shelf for the red tags. which is the stuff on sale. and i looked at the bottom of the shelf (generally where the cheap stuff is). i saw a bottle for 2.50. i bought it. next morning, i woke up. was having a shower, and i was wondering why this damn shampoo wasn't being shampoo-like. finally, i picked up the bottle and it was conditioner.


so here are some of the latest words that have been accepted into the jolin dictionary.

• sitll
  
• ogne
  
• deoderany (thanks lynn)

ok, well i need to find some food. and then i have to go hockey-ing a lil later. hopefully our team can continue our winning streak! yes i am sure we can!

current song: give up the grudge - gob
current mood: it's friday ... kick ass!

so people are wondering what this blog business is all about? well to tell you the truth i don't even know. all i know is that BLOG comes from web-log ... minus the "w", "e" and the "-". so basically, i write stuff here about what's going on in my life. and you, i.e. lynn and joel (so far), read it. and they now have the option to comment on what i have to say. so anyone else, even if i don't know you and you happen upon my blog, feel free to comment.

well, this weekend should be a good one. although i won't be online til sunday, so you won't get any updates til then. but i am going to missisauga for the weekend. staying with a friend who i grew up with in calgary. his mom is getting re-married, that is the occasion. i am not sure exactly what the plans are, but nonetheless i plan on enjoying the way-too-short-weekend.

current song: we're all dudes - less then jake
btw, you all should download this song.

so does anyone know where 142.150.33.20 is? because it is spamming somehow. damnit. why do i have to deal with this. i get an email from the computer dudes above me saying this machine is spamming. and like there are 300 computers in this building, i am not going to type ipconfig on every single one. damn useless IT people.

who likes vacation? cuz like there is a nice holiday coming up and i am stoked about not having to work anymore.
then again i have to go back to school and be edumacated, and that's usually not fun. cept for $7 moosehead pitchers every wednesday night ... now that's fun.

furthermore, some damn kids just came in and asked for a tv. (i do media and IT). and i asked "what for?" ... they replied so intelligently "to use!" ... no shit ... "to use for WHAT?" ... "for DRD" ... "what the hell is that?" ... "ummm ..." he tried to answer ... "oo is that a nintendo game?" i exclaimed, so he mumbles a bit and he knows he's busted. gifted kids my ass...

ok, some news about this blog. i have two sets of comments running. one of them looks nicer, but it doesn't work. wtf mate? so i got the uglier one going but it has some ads and stuff. sorry about that. will get that working sometime...

current song: united we stand - shift d (todd-from-mech's band)

coffee break, be right back. ok so the highlight of my days are at 1050. when i venture yonder to the staff room and get free cookies and chips.

so i was thinking (yeh i dont do this much) about what is going on in the world today. and thus far, there have been more deaths in the war against iraq since major combat started ... ended ... and still continues in my mind then the FIRST THREE YEARS of the vietnam war? and the americans lost the vietnam war. this is a bad sign in case you haven't noticed. i say bush hands authority over to the iraqi's and lets them have a go with it. i think saddam is long gone anyways. and if he comes back, start blowing shit up again. just my thought ...

if brody reads this, this in response to your unpredictability of life. first off, why worry? like seriouslly don't worry about anything. gotta think about what worrying does for you? nothing. it just pisses you off, depresses you, and makes you sad. so wtf are we worrying for? secondly man, unpredictability is great man. how much would it suck if like you had a list of what's going to happen to you? half the fun is not knwoing what the fuck is going to happen. capitalize on the unpredictability. good shit will come, i am sure...

SCORE, i just found that fucking 142.150.33.20 machine that was spamming. but i can't see that it is doing anything. so i dunno how to resolve the problem. meh ...

well children and friends of all kinds, i have to get back to work. enjoy the weekend...

peace

current song: makes no difference - sum41
current mood: happy ... got comments on my page

well i gave it away in the header. i got comments. so go ahead and COMMENT away ... please!!

current song: captain anarchy - anti-flag
current mood: about to eat dinner number 2. any questions?

first off, joel was right. whenever i have nothing better to do, i just blog on my blog. it's very effective...

i re-discovered one of my pet peeves tonight ... i mean don't you just hate it when you put something in the oven, then go watch tv or something and realise one hour later that your food is burnt to shit? fuck that pisses me off...

current song: those anarcho punks are mysterious - against me!
current mood: i just ate dinner ... could i ask for more? well actually yes but we won't get into that.

this afternoon, i went out for an hour or so. i came back to about 100 new emails. the boss looked at my inbox and said "who is this zimmer? and pogson?" hahaha ... way to go joel and lynn ...

current song: gilligan's island (punk cover) - NoFx
current mood: almost home time

so my boss is having squirrel problems. i was talking with my boss about it over lunch, and he is looking for squirrel traps. he found one. and i asked him "what you going to do with it after you catch it?" ... he replied "i am going to throw it off a 200 m bridge. they can fly can't they?"

word of the day: heckarooni

current song: damnit - blink 182
current mood: hunger setting in

ahhh well blog is all workie workie now. so enjoy.

current song: fuck authority - pennywise
current mood: still waking up

well i am new to this blogging business, but my bud joel has one, and mywaterloo.ca is down so i can't update my website. so i choose to start this. yesterday was good, i hockey-ed.

i think joel, lynn and i have come to a realisation. work sucks. i mean it just does. the only work that doesn't suck is like if i got payed to play hockey. how cool would that be?

am i like dreaming if wanted to get paid to do nothing ... ahhh the life. well lynn, joel, and me ... you best snap out of that world and blast back into realitly ...

spent

note: joel has an obsession with killing kittens, and letting the entire world know when he does so ...