so it's been ages since i updated. sorry. i've been nusy. with what you may ask? well to be perfectly honest, I don't know. but i have been....

i've been spending a lot of time with jen lately. mainly due to the fact that i am back in toronto, and i haven't started working yet. ohh yah and then there is hockey. which i had three nights in a row, so that wiped me out for a few days. so yeh.

i bought a $177 toothbrush today. damn dentists that charge lots of money. joel, tell your dad to cut the damn prices ...

and tonight going to see a movie with jen. and i have no more new news.

i love filing taxes. cuz i get big cheques for beaucoup de cash. i love it.
i also signed up for gmail. no, i am not black and dont live in tha ghetto. its google mail. and it rocks. you get 1000MB. how fucking cool is that?

i like. i like alot. and i must say. i am bored. living on a farm blows monkey nuts. how do you people in carp thrive? i wanna like shoot myself with this craptacular dialup crap. the only good thing is we have satellites. THREE of them. so beaucoup de televisione. mais, my aunt and uncle usually control the shit. so no hockey for me. booo urns.

but i cant complain too much. i come here and eat ... for like free. so i am mucho mooch. although, i gave them a free computer and provide technical support to my entire extended family. which blows. but whatever. u gonna get a computer degree. might as well put it to use. altho, most people have no idea what CS is. they think its fucking technical support. NO. technical support is just something i have that adds onto the tech side. CS and technical support. not much in common, cept a computer. CS'ers generally lack ALL social skills. minus joel and I (well its safe to say at least me). and tech support people need social skills, but sometimes lack tech skills. kinda tough to find the right mix.

well lynn is done work. and she is abandoning us stream 4 people for streamm (extra m WAS necessary) 8 people. grrrrrrr. thanks lynn. you will never live this one down. unless you generouslly donate a ONE (1) XBox to me.....

anywho, i think ... getting away from computer is good idea.

planes, trains and shut the hell up ...

k, you all feel bad for joel cuz he has to sit in a plane for THREE hours. i would like to draw you to a few points.
1# (or#1): joel is 5 foot nothing. i am 6 foot something. get it? if not, i dont fit in sits. like literally.
#2: joel has one simple journey of three hours, then home. i have a nice 8 hour plane ride. not to home, but to europe. then i have like 8 hours there to do NOTHING but sit around and be bored [mind you drunk] in a freaking airport. then i get on another 8 hour plane ride. fun? joel's got nothing. now i have to do this twice. there and back, and i used to do it three times a year.

when i finally get to this place called home which really isnt home, i stay for 4 days, then leave. mind you, i do have one thing going for me. ALL THE FREAKING FREE BOOZE in the world. literally. but you cant really be drunk for 30 hours straight. that would be very painful. so some sobering up time is a given, which is never fun on a plane.

now, let me give you this advice. if it takes you 1 beer on earth to get you drunk, it takes one sip on a plane, if it takes 5 beers, it takes 2. man that shit hits you hard. i'll drink ONE beer and be slighty buzzed. where as while on the mother land i can drink ... 5 or so before being buzzed.

damn leg fell asleep. wake up damnit. ohhh well dont really need it anyways ...

so yeh. i dunno why i am up so early. ohh right. my sister called me. and i cant get back to sleep. and no one is on MSN right now. so i choose to blog. la de da. i think i am off peoples. no more sympathy for joel's not-so-craptacular 3 hour plane ride which he fits much better in then me.

now, i will give joel some credit. because a lot of the time i fly, it's on business. NO my parents dont pay. its called being a loyal customer and they upgrade me. yay.

so all i have to say is that dial-up licks ass. it's so slow. took me 20 minutes to download 2 MB. on cable it comes in like 30 seconds. none of this crap waiting. i hate waiting. especially for slow internet. grrr. and my aunts computer is a hunk of junk. and colin "tech support for entire extended family" is expected to fix the problem with a snap of a finger. but i dont whats wrong with it. i think the fucking fucker is fucked.

good thing i brought my laptop. this way i can remain sane and play games or something. even tho i brought one game, still haven't installed it yet tho. all i've done it sleep, eat, watch tv ... and yeh. pretty much nothing. which is spantastic. i did see jen, and i will see her again tomorrow. this is a good thing ladies and gentlemen....

guess what joel????

we're done!

i have a meeting tomorrow with my work. and we get to discuss various things. like pay. i like pay. cuz it means money goes from their bank account to mine. and the more money they give me, the happier i am. because, money ... well i can buy things like laptops and million diamond rings for certain individuals.

ohhh, and i am back to playing a bit of hockey. which is a good thing. i am quite excited to get back on the ice this sunday. this will be a good thing.

anyways people. the idiot box (aka televisione) is calling my name, and i best aknowledge its existence.

so i've got this statistics thing going for my blog. here are some interesting notes:

United Kingdom: found my UW site and then went to my blog.

Yemen: came from this link: http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fuck very nice girls&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-web-t&n=20&fl=0&x=wrt
For those of you who are computer not literate. some horny little arab in yemeni searched yahoo for "fuck very nice girls" ... hahahahahaha ... lol

I've had some visitors from the Netherlands too ...

ohh and someone came to my site via: http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=nice_shoes%2C_wanna_fuck%3F&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-web-t&cop=mss&tab=

Which is kinda odd. Who would search Yahoo for "nice shoes wanna fuck"?? i dunno. some weird people out there. like that yemeni guy ...

fuck you cs251. blow me! you sure ripped me a new one ... joel too. ohh wait, you ripped everyone a new one. how kind.

and welcome cs241. i hope you dont like raping innocent students like me. and hrm200 ... ehhh ... who am i kidding. hrm is a fucking joke. i know the 9 pages out of the 300 page textbook that i need to study. yay for easy shit like arts courses. HOORAY!

so i should get back to studying. just wanted everyone to know that i didn't need to go to the hospital due to the ass rapage ... but damn close. hopefully i pass. i got a new phone number. but no one calls me except joel, so i wont bother giving it to you.

salaam (look it up)

so i sit on campus with joel ... "studying". weee it's fun. CS251 today. kinda blows goats in the immortal words of animal felatio. this weekend is going to be fun. ohhh sooo fun. studying for my last two exams on monday. sounds like a partay if you ask me. yay!

a naked lady walked into a bar, under one arm she had a poodle, under the other arm she had a 6 pound sausage ....

note to all: i want exams to be over. now.

I hate people that are crazy leaf fans ... just because it's cool. Like they watch the game because everyone else is. Like fuck off you. They scream stuff like "idiot what are you doing?" ... umm dude. they get paid millions to do that. they know what they are doing. sit down ... wait take a shower ... then leave. and then "FUCK!". shut up room mate. i try to study. you dont know the first thing about hockey.

so exam today. and tomorrow, and the next day. can we say weeeeeeeeee?

k, see i ahve this friend, lets call him jim-bob. now jim-bob hates girls. why? cuz they are bitches, biAtches, biz-nitches, cuntscabs, penis wrinkles, and all types of other names. some are even stinky. yet i have this other friend, lets call her mary-sally-jane. she complains that there are no hot, nice, and SINGLE boys left. and i said sure there are. so she hates boys cuz they are assholes or dicks. do i see a contradiction? or should jim-bob and mary-sally-jane get married? hmmm ... who cares if they are brother and sister anyways....

note to all: dont put oatmeal in the fridge in hope it will still be good 10 hours later. it turns to rock. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea.

off to examiningingnering.

to blog ... or to not to blog. that is the question. and the answer? i don't fucking know. sue me.

so NHL playoffs have started. here are my predictions:

west:
detroit
san jose
calgary
colorado

east:
tampa bay
boston
philli
toronto

GO FLAMES GO!

and i saw two movies in the past two days.

first thing: i hate how the movies now have some no name asshole preaching to us about copyright. fuck copyright. if i can get something for free. i will. (note: all of us sitting here watch this bullshit paid for the damn ticket)

second: "the ladykillers" ... fucking weird mate. but in the immortal words of heather "very clever". indeed it was. at first i was angry with the movie. but i later began to appreciate it. which is where i am at now. orignal indeed. although i must say Tom Hanks was not the right character for the professor. and it wasn't really a comedy, as much as a drama. regardless i give it a thumbs up

third: "the girl next door" ... why am i watching chick flicks? who knows. but she's HOT! nothing gets my juices flowing like Elisha Cuthbert ... well of course except for JEN. but thats a given. 'twas very orignal and a tad surprising as well. very very liberal and definitly should NOT be rated 14A as it is. holy smokes. i was old enough to be some of those kids dads.... whoops getting carried away here. so the movie with popular mechanics hottie gets a two thimbs up.

and that's all for my movie review, hockey telecastering job. (yes i mis-spelt telecasting ... so what? i'm lazy)

check out the playoff grid

note to self and all: don't use HTML "<" and ">" thingers in blog.

and now for the moment you've all been waiting for ...

it's live ...

it's real ...

it's RAW

is

WAR .... argggghhhh *insert big steroid taking man "grrr"*

i'll half nelson your punk ass mister .... boo yah

what the fuck am i talking about?

i don't know. don't ask. you probably don't want to know anyways.

so i bet allllllllll of you (i.e. katie, sean, lynn, and JOEL [can't forget that boy], and anyone else who reads this) .... where was i? ahhh shit. hello kitty.

errrrm, i was in toronto for the past .... 5 days? 6 ? who knows i aint counting. summmmmmmmmer is sooon and i cant wait. i love summer. i can sit around in shorts (with NO boxers [did i just openly admit that? ... meh]) and drink beer. ahhhh such is the life, no? i can't wait.

well i bought a new computer ... that means i personally have about 8 of the damn things. my aunt got mad at me. since i am a bum, and dont have a home anywhere, i use her house as storage. and she said "you have too much crap. how many keyboards do you have?" me: "i dunno" ... "EIGHT. you have EIGHT. throw them out or soemthing. jezz."

like hell lady ...

so yeh. i just ate "Presidents Choice Deluxe White Cheddar Macaroni and Cheese" (i got paid to say that ..... really i did)

and its NHL playoff time. and the only team i care about is the canadian ones. really i just want the flames to do well. go flames. w00t. i'm spent.

so the shower is broke. so this guy comes to fix. he fixes shower. floods bathroom, and swears up and down like a maniac. here are some snips:

"ohhhhh shit ... water ... ohhh shit ... not good ... not good. yo you got a towel?"

"friggin' great. just friggin' great!"

"what the fuck is this?"

"ohhhh jesus. gottta shut the whole damn building down. but i fixed the problem"

so let me ask you THIS sean ... what would you rather do when you have no class during the week?

1.) sleep in
2.) update blog

well i choose 1 ... and i choose to do it allllllllll freaking day. now is there a problem with a man liking some sleep? i didn't think so ... boo yah

so NOTHING has been happening as of late. we went to bomber on wednesday, drank a bit ... and then yeh. thats it.

i need to study.

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ok that should do it. i'll give anyone who guesses WHO said that ... a .... errrm .... hug?