Hello World! I reckon through my 5 years of University I wrote a "Hello World!" program in about 20 odd programmings languages. That really only has meaning to those that know what I am talking about.

So I've graduated. That's cool. And everyone left. I'm staying in Waterloo for some reason. It really hasn't set in that life moves on. It's been a great 5 years and I couldn't ask for more from my friends. I had a lot of good times and met a lot cool people. Memories and friends forever, never forget people.

Anyways, please stay tuned for more regular updates about what is going on in my life and I will attempt to write more often than I have in the past year or so.

Cheers!

Q. What do you get if you take a stroll through Wilfrid Laurier Campus?



A. An Undergraduate degree.

4.5 years for murder and parole in 2 years. (View Article)

Life sentence for throwing a gernade 100 feet away from George Bush who is behind a bulletproof protective shield. (View Article)

Now we wonder why we don't have faith in our legal punishment system. What a load of horse shit.

Here's my Idea. If you kill someone: at least 20 years (no parole). If you kill someone with a gun (or gernade): at leat 50 years (no parole).

In other news, if you are male and over 15 years of age you can can be fined if you don't carry a condom. (View Article)

alright, so it'sbeen ... a long time. it's also been a long time since i have been drunk. and since i'm on my 4th heineken ... coincendence?

fuck no.

anyways, i'm going to saudi arabia. greeeeeeat. just fucking great. which means i need to fly ... for a long time. which sucks. but they give me free beer. umm i like beer. yes that's right. i do. so i am gonna drink. get on the plane pass out ... and _hopefully_ wake up in saudi arabia. that'd be nice. too bad i'll wake up in amsterdamn. get drunk again ... passout ... get on a plane. get drunk AGAIN ... wake up in the middle east. that's what i call traveling. (with one 'l' not two). so what if i drink? is that BAD?

well i prolly wont update until i am in waterloo and living with lynn-er. that's right. so if u miss me write me an email. anyone who DOESN'T write me doesnt care about me and therefore i shall never talk to again.

that's an ultimatum in case you didnt know ...

anyways, this is my 2005 "wish you a meery chrismakah and a happy new year!" ... i love you all ... even if you dont write me.

bye!!

hey guys. so what's new? i don't remember. calgary won 8 straight games. there was the wolf attack. i accidently called 9-1-1. i went to kingston. i played ice hockey. i came to work. i made banana muffins.

blah blah blah. all boring shit. who cares?

people are dumb.

plain simple and stupid. No wonder people can’t drive …

I hear people saying that we are going to win the lottery because we got lots and lots of people who “split” tickets.

they think they are going to win the lottery. right. do they not realize the chances??

you have a better chance of being struck by lightening then choosing 6 numbers between 1-49 that are the same ... let's do the math

49! - 43! = 10,068,347,520 ... so a 1 in 10 billion chance. i've read that the chances of being struck by lightning are about 1 in 600,000 or 700,000 ... let's say 1 million to be safe ...

million to 1 ...
10 billion to 1 ... every single person on the planet could buy a lotto 6/49 ticket and a winner would not be guaranteed...

by my math you are 10,000 times more likely to be struck by lightning then winning the lottery. and by the way how many people do you know that have been struck by lightning?

this is in reponse to joel's post: http://rollerz.blogspot.com/2005/10/jaw-dropper.html

first of all, i disagree with and cannot understand joel's infatuation with this article when there have been multiple shootings in the past few days. and all this damn gun violence. i cannot see how one can be worried about a few free speaking people in california.

let it be known, i am not a racist. i hate everyone equally. but there are no laws against branding cattle with a swastika, wearing a swastika belt buckle, painting your truck with a swastika sign, or singing songs about white people.

freedom is a wonderful thing that many people do not covet and completly understand. the freedom to call Paul Martin a fucking moron is something that not everyone can do. In a lot of countries if you speak out against the so called leader, you can kiss your ass goodbye.

if these people so choose to live the life they lead, let them be. so long as they don't have concentration camps setup.

i don't think this is any worse than snoop dogg or eminem. in fact, i would fathom to say that this is actually better. gansta's rap about rape, drugs, shooting other thugs, and other devious tasks ... the sad thing is ... they generally commit such crimes to boot.

if these white people want to sing songs, let them. just don't let them do what they said.

this is the least of my worries. this is what politicians love to see in the papers. because it's such an "outrage" that people like joel focus more on it than the 2000 dead soliders in iraq. or the poverty level. or the crime rates. or the sponsorship scandal. anything to divert public attention that makes them look bad is good for a politician. and joel has fallen right into their trap. he's so over-concerned with a bunch of blond haired blue eyed singers singing about whiteness that he's overlooked many bigger underlying problems that our society faces.

now, i do not, by any shape or form, endorse such songs. but as a free willing civilian, i cannot reprimend it anymore than i can to anyone else selling music or a writing a book. so be it.