yooooo. wooooord. wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy coool.

whats up my friends? long time no talk? i dont know. depends on who is reading this. and if i dont know you, then fuck off you. wait a minute HELLLOOOO friend.

this is a test. i repeat. this is a test. who the fuck am i kidding?

happy one year kiel and katie. HOORAH!!

jen and i have been together for 1 year 4 months and 2 days.

my car is a piece of shit. like the adam sandler song. its needs new lots of things. meh still cheaper then a new car.

i am in kingston right now. i drove a stolen dodge neon here. i stole it from enterprise we rip you off car rental bitches.

may i interrupt the regular programming for this important news flash: where in steve smiths name have the past 4 months gone? let me re-phrase that. *clears throat* where in george bush's name have the past three years gone?

wait that's not right. how am i 21 years old? what the the hell hell happened to two? did i miss being two? i dont remember being two? do you remmeber me being two? why was i not aware that i was two? fuck people why did no one tell me that i was two? i wish i was two still. then i wouldn't have to get up to go to the bathroom. what a life. you sleep. shit your pants. burp all over people. put spaghetti on your head. crawl around pulling the dogs tail and peoples hair. what a life. damn two year olds have it set.

mind you so do dogs. a dog sleeps, eats, shits, licks it nuts and repeats as necessary. that is a life cycle people.

getting up, showering, going to work, working, taking lunch, working, going home, making dinner, eating dinner, cleaning up after dinner, cleaning teeth, sleep.

fuck that. joel and i have it done pat: sleep, eat, shit. repeat as necessary.

now who is with me? yeh i figured no one. and joel's A-D-D should be kicking in about now. how's the wheelie chair joel?

well i hope this was informational to you all. actually i dont give a shit.

have a good weekend.