what a profound world we live in.

10 year olds shooting their fathers on custody visits.

toys dipicting airplanes flying onto the world trade center.

the damn disney buses are on fire.

16 year olds being shot in cali.

killer bees and drive bys are killing in texas.

15 year olds robbed for $15, then shot in the back of the head.

shit is just going down.

yet we sit in our homes ... safely. the most of our worries are how much lower our interest rates will get. girls with straight hair spend tens of dollars on getting curly hair, curly haired girls want straight hair. all the damn rich actors and musicians worry about making 29 million dollars instead of 30 million dollars due to piracy. george W is choking on fucking snack food while taking over half the world. one third of americans have high chlorestoral. yet we spend millions of dollars (not canadians, we dont give our athletes shit) to send atheletes to compete in the olympic games. if an athlete wins a gold ... they will most likely be awarded a sponsorship from a major company for millions of dollars.

ok ok ok. so these people are talented. but i am sure there are a lot more talented people who lack the money because they cant even afford to have 3 meals a day.

the truth of the matter is ... we live in a fucked up world. i will admit, i indulge in it myself. yet 'tis sad ... but what can we do? nothing really....

current song: rancid - time bomb
current mood: yearning for jen

ONE day of work left. work report is done. the eval should be all done, the boss just wants to have a "talk" tomorrow sometime. before 4 o'clock of course. because i am not staying any longer then 4. i'll prolly leave early too.

so shall i say something profound? well to be honest i'll pass.

btw, joel's landlord is a fucking dick. he turns off his internet. drinks his beer. removes the tv. i don't know what the fuck is wrong with this cocaine sniffing ass ... joel i am truly sorry that i found that place for you to live. i guess i just had better luck with my place.

current song: coheed & cambria - everything evil

fucking keyboard is pissing me off as late. it's got sticky keys. i think it's going in the garbage bin soon. like now i think.

did i mention that i have one day left of work?

99 days of work left,
99 days of work,
go to work, be mind numbed,
98 days of work left,
...
...
3 days of work left
3 days of work!

so three days left. which is good, cuz i dunno how much longer i can stand my boss. today she pretty much said my work report was crap, and that i had to stay late. no way women. you come in early.

some things that i have meant to blog about lately ... but haven't due to the obvious lack of blogging.

a while back lynn used the word "balls" ... and not in the we played with basketBALLS sense. as in the BALLS!! sense. i thought that was amusing. i didn't know that was part of the female vocabulary ... or anyone except mine. but she used it much to my surprise. way to go lynn.

according to my mini poll. i have 5 fans. two of which i do not know.

c'mon people, if you are going to bother to vote, put in a freaking comment at least so i know who it is. this excludes jen, because she voted for the one thing that i know who it is. i only have one girlfriend people....

so i assume one of the friends was joel ... and the other was lynn? sean? marg(nah she never comes here), katie? ashley? who was it?

and thanks to random people for coming out too. that rocks. just put some input in on the comments. that would be greatly appreciate by ME, and my FIVE whole fans.

i saw the hairest women (man?) on the subway today. she had more hair then a monkey. 'twas scary.

i played hockey with an NHLer the other day. w00t i suppose.

anyways i go sleepie.

so canada's olympic team blows my anus.

We, as Canadians, have been put into a competitive coma by the dismal medal count at the Athens Olympics.

All I can say, is that we are itching for a big can of whoop-ass. Which will come ...

pourquoi?

bring on the World Cup of Hockey mutha fuckas!

in case you didn't know what this is ... it's like this thing that is played every 4 years, (1996 being the first, it was scraped in 2000, but back in '04).

there are eight teams in this years world cup of hockey.

us of a: fucking americans. they got it all backwards. they are a mere day older then dirt. with over the hill players like chelios and hull, they are just too old to keep up. and they lack a true goaltender to boot. mike richter was a superb goaltender in the last world cup, but he has since retired due to massive concussions. so they are left with crap youngings who are unproven. kiss your ass good bye fellow southerners...

czech republic: the czechs are relying on patrik elias and burnt out jaromir jagr to win this. and cechmanek in goal gives the team about a zero percent chance of winning, which isnt very good.

finland: thanks to mikka kiprusoff (vezina torphy finalist), the finns are able to make up for a lack of players up front, still the team isn't looking too great with a true lack of forwards.

russia: the russians, like other teams, lack goaltending. khabibulin has taken a pass after leading the tampa bay lightening to a stanley cup this past season. and with nabokov out. the russians are shit out of luck this year.

sweden: the swedes ice an outstanding lineup consisting of players like mats sundin, daniel alfredsson, and markus naslund. yet they are relying on maple leafs prospect tellqvist and the tortured tommy salo, after an embarrasing lose to the belarussians in the 2002 winter olympics. one of the main contenders. have been runner up in the past two world championships.

we can all thank germany and slovakia for coming out ...

which leaves one team left: Canada.

canada has what it takes:
goaltending: (brodeur [currently the nhl's best], luongo [brought canada back-to-back world championships in 2003 and 2004], and theodore [who lacks the international experience])

experience: mario lemieux ... need i say more? ok i will. 10 of the players on the 2002 salt lake city gold medal team are back... including jarome iginla (lead all NHL goal scorers), joe sakic (MVP of 2002 olympics), adam foote, and scott nedeirmyer (how the hell do u spell that guys name?) ...

youngins: dany heatley ... helped canada win 2 back-to-back world championships. vinny lecavalier, brad richards, joe thornton, simon gagne the list goes on ...

we've got what it takes. we have scorers ... grinders ... playmakers. all what we need to prove to the rest of the world who are the best hockey players in canada.

I say bring it on WORLD!

so fuck.

no one reads this god damn thing.

errr people prolly read it ... but no one comments.

like ... am i not as funny as joel? cuz i dont really care. he has like 8 hours a day to create a blog. he works for the gov't. which is about as useless as a dead tree.

so i figure i'm just gonna write whatever the hell i feel like not caring if i offend anyone ... cuz apparently no one reads the fucking ting anyways. what do i care? i dont

so 5 days left of work. fuck i cant wait to get away from my bitch of a boss. she's like the nazi's of the corporate world. i hope one day i am her boss, so i can fire her ass.... bloody corporate power happy bloodhounds.

on another note, the other women who works in my department ... my secretary. (my boss is the other women) ... i swear to god ... she is ... so .... fucking ... dumb. i want to shoot her in the head. she doesn't understand the difference between HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE. why are you working in the IT department? go to fucking ... like .... garbage cleaning or something. i was teaching the secretary how to use excel to do some stuff ... and it was like teaching a fucking mute to speak. yes ... impossible.

what have we learned from this day at work? 5 days left. that's all i care about.

it's time to start slacking off. cuz i wanna.

so i went hiking with jen, robin, and wendy. we were supposed to do three days of hiking. but turned into one day of 30 km. which was plenty. considering i had a dead cow on my back. well it sure seemed like it.

is it me, or does that paragraph seem like two people talking ... sure seems like it to me.

so camping was fun., i had a sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet time dude! we didn't bring a camping stove or any of that other wuss stuff that "campers" take along with them. but ina ctual fact, we went HJHIKIN ... HIKING for those of us that can type. which is avery differnet (different) from camaping (camping) . and when hiking you want to minimize the weight of the pack, which is already enough carrying clothes, sleeping bag, tent, food, and WATER. (notice the comma after the second to last word, as per UW grammar fags).

anyway, a friend who i haven't seen since ... since ... shit i can't remember many years ago is coming to visit me. weeeee. tres impromptu. i grew up with her in saudi. she's from calgary. a hick like me. indeedidly.

whats with me and use of words such as "tres", "demain", "en masse", "raison d'etre", et "et". like am i being overtaken by french people. ewewwww scary. good thing there are no french people reading this. mange ma culotte! mon ostie.

anyways, i'm off children of the lamb!

so i'm back. i was at my aunt's all weekend. well damn, you didn't even notice. so what do i care really?

on thursday i did some shopping. well jen did the shopping really. i just paid the bill, and now i have some new clothes. it's still in the bag ...

right. so my aunt's house had this effing fly. yes one of those annoying little buggers that flies around going "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" all day. and just pisses ... the ... shit ... out ... of ... every ... fucking ... body. i was watching tv and i hear "bzzzzt" go by really quickly. then again ... "bzzzt". fucker. i saw it on the table, and smacked my hand reallly hard. ouch ... two minutes later "bzzzzt".

little fucker. so i go get one of them fly swatting thinger-ma-jigs from the kitchen. and for the next 30 minutes wait for the damn thing. fuck all.

about an hour later i'm in the kitchen and i hear "bzzzzzzzzzzt". i look around for the fly killing machine. no where to be seen. damn, tv room. so i go get it ... go back to the kitchen and ... fuck off!

i spent the next 20 minuts wandering the house with the fly smacker ... i saw this big mother of a fly. and i smacked the shit out of the that thinger 'till it was dead. then i ate it for dinner.

just kidding.

two minutes later ... bzzzzzt

is the thing back from the dead. i went on a rampage. swatting at every damn black spot killing everything that went bzzzzzzt.

finally peace and quite to watch TV ... then bzzzzzzzt ... fuck off.

while at my aunts, i bought a tent from crappy tire ... aka canadian tire. this is for robin, wendy, jen and i's camping/hiking trip next weekend. 'twill be fun. too bad joel. jen's very worried that robin and i wont be prepared. have no fear jen....

anyways, allergies are being a piss off. i just want jen to come give me a big hug and make me all better.... jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

so i'm going on laptop #3 ... god damn things. first one was stolen. still need to get money back for that. the one i have now is not what it said it was on the internet. so i went and bitched at the manager of the local future shop. he's replacing it. sweeeet. so 3 laptops in the span of like 3 or 4 months. ohhhh my...

so i went to fionn MacCool's on saturday. it had a band and all. but was too small. definitly no heart and crowne ... or whatever that place is called.

so the other good news is that my boss is on vacation this entire week. which means ... she's gone. which is a good thing. as well only 19 days left of work. so that means 12 more days that i have to deal with her. (as she is taking off more days sometime next week). my reporting work is done. yay. just getting it edited and stuff. then i'm pretty much done.

the next step is to get an outstanding... which is gonna take some tough convincing.

anyways, my water is boiling. so i must go and cook pasta. yummer!