it's official. nature is on crack. not like i don't mind it being warm. but it's still friggin' february and it's +8. double yew tee eff? it doesn't even get this hot in a canadian summer. ohh well i hope it stays like this. global warming in effect people. but if you really think about it. the earth has gone through major environmental changes all the time. they blame CFCs. I don't blame anyone. How many Ice Ages did we have? many i think, so obviously the earth goes through periods of hot and cold. so to all you environmental-tree-hugging-hippies-who-think-global-warming-will-kill-us .... Eff Off!

and now a news update from the hell week newsroom. hell week is almost over. one exam on tuesday. then it's officially done. still have crap assignments to do. maybe i need to start studying..... hmmm a clue sherlock. maybe studying will enable me to pass. whaddya say? i say nay.

so 4 weeks of class left. holy crap. that's it. then two solid weeks off to study my ass off. then 5 exams in the span of 6 days. and then *queue alice cooper song* schooooooooooooool's out for summer, school's been blowin' to pieces (i merely wish) .... schoooooool's out forever" ... and by forever i mean until i go back this fall. boooo. but hard to believe pretty much half way done with university. scary thought. then i have to go to real world and deal with real world problems. yucky.

anyways, math239 here i come. ohh look a kitty. hmmm studying not going so well. must ...... study ...... remove myself from these ....... dreadful .... distractions. ahh and i am spent.

current song: try honesty - billy talent
it's a nice screamy mcscream song. it is good for stress relievance. ahhhh .... much better.

so hump day has past.

and now a short report on the cdn teams (hockey no doubt):
the leafs lost. i must admit, alexander mogilny set up mats sundin for two open netters and he missed. holy poop. still 4th in east

ottawa lost the other night to montreal. get with it ottawa! 2nd in east.

montreal. something is carrying this team. i dunno what. but i think its the newfie boy. 7th in east

vancouver. start playing yer game, and get rid of that cloutier fuck. 4th in west.

calgary. 7 straight years with no playoffs. keep it up iginla. 5th in west.

edmonton. lost cause. trade that loser salo and get a real goalie. 10th in west

as you all know i am all about a canadian team winning that silver cup. so go canadian teams. w00t.

so here's how exams are going:
hrm200: 75%
cs241: we'll see. i expect a 60%
stat230: failed the quiz on wednesday
cs251: hopefully do well
math239: f-u-c-t over. don't know shit for this course. it's too abstract for me.

ohhh and yeh. i dont feel like writing anymore. so i'm not gonna. going to bed. take 'r easy folks.

wow three posts for today. make sure to comment all three.

this comment is not a good one. 'tis a sad one. unfortunately soon ... i will departing a good group of people which i have adored for many a years. 'tis a sad moment. i feel like i will be missing out for years to come. joel and i have enjoyed these fine years. especially this last one, whereas we were even more unique being almost the only ones in this group. 'tis a shame that i must them behind. with that in mind, why do i have to spend the last week of the best years of my life studying for crap-ass exams. balls. (ohh and jen, no worries, i'm sure this year will still be my best, afterall, tis the first year with you. and what more could one ask for??) ...

and i need to study. shame.

blog lackey of the week award goes to: joel zimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmer!

that's right ashley, for once you didn't win this one.

so when discussing this situation (with myself of course) i came to this realization:

it's the same shit that happened in the US and Canada a century or so ago. which i suppose is a just reason for the US of A to stay the hell away. Mr. Bush is already in enough trouble with Iraq. i don't get that country. as soon as the fighting stops they let the brits, us crazy canadian bastards, and zee french do the peace keeping. it's like the americans like war. currently one of my mom's friends is in iraq. which blows goats. i grew up with this kid and now he's off in the marines blowin' shit up. fuckin' eh. i always thought that would be me blowin' shit up. i always wanted to be a *queue music*secret agent man....

wow i have the attention span of a 6 month old ape, almost as bad as Mr. Bush.

back to the story. those haitian rebels are just re-creating history which has happened many-a-times. so i think what they are doing is good. a lot of people are saying "that's terrible" ... but it is the same genre of revolution that happened in the US. so meh ....

anyways, i should study dude.

monday: nothing
tuesday: cs241 midterm
wednesday: stat 230 quiz
thursday: cs251 midterm
friday: math239 assignment, and two cs241 assignments

damn.

You labeled me
I’ll label you
So I dub the unforgiven

so if you notice i've been putting a lot of lyrics up. so if you can guess which songs they are from and who sings them, that should bi viable for a point against me. but no using google. you have to be honest here. so go for it.

so another day passed and i still haven't left my apartment. i am turining into one of those god awful CS monsters that loom about the MC. you know which ones i'm talking about. the ones whose asses are glued to the comfy lounge chairs. those ones. but today ashley and i are gonna do something. who knows what. but something. i am hungry.

so last night's dinner consisted of perogees and pancakes. way cool eh? ya i need food.

well gonna go make pancakes for breakfast.

lay awake
i don't give a shit
if I even ever wake up in the morning
down below
there's a pile of sin
always waiting for a
waiting for a warning

what day is it? it feels like sunday, yet its friday. ohh right weeding reakend. hmmm damn dyslexia. anywho. so i've been working my ass off as of late. and i am ALMOST done with the assignment. JUST this ONE tiny bit that isn't QUITE working. but soon. it's not really due until monday morning at 6am. i.e. i will hand it in sunday night. no way in hell i am getting up at 6am or anytime before. and it's like a 3 second fix to my problem. i await a reply from the prof.

"but everything he lacks he makes up in denial"

i haven't left my apartment since wednesday morning. and it's friday afternoon. wow. i've been jamming ... alone, blarring my music, watching hockey and other various thingys on TV, eating food, drinking beer, and MOST importantly i've been doing crazy work. which is good because this coming week i have 3 assignments, 2 midterms, and a quiz. so more studying for the weekend. w00t.

"but in his own mind he's the ... he's tha dopest shit"

anyways, hockey and beer is calling my name. need to relax after another HARD day of work. and with that, i leave you with this:

"what the hell is going on? the cruellest dream ... reality"

we arrived in december and london was cold
we stayed at the bar along charring crossroads
we never saw nothing but brass taps and oak
kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats
you'll have to excuse me, i'm not at my best
i've been gone for a week
i've been drunk since i left
and these so called vacations will soon be my death
i'm so sick from the drink
i need home for a rest
*queue bagpipes*
TAKE ME HOME!

wait, i dont to go home, i will be bored out of skull like joel is right now at home. how's the cold joel??

so today starts reading weekend. reading week for others, end for us. whoop-dee-doo. and how did i start the weekend? the way i always do! i did homework. bleck. a beer would be a better start i must admit. but the good news is i am almost done with my assignment that is due on friday. that is very weird for me.

anywho. hopefully i go snowboarding tomorrow. yeee haw. although i've seen pimples on mountain's asses in alberta bigger then these so called ski slopes here in on-terrible. did i mention my hatred for ontario??

plans for the weekend: work, work, study for midterms. maybe go to toronto for a bit, although highly unlikely. well, classes suck today. especially with lack of joel. jackie and julie kept me busy thru combinatorics, which is getting easier, i think. but nonetheless paul still bores me. hmmm well i am off to eat.

so for ONCE in my life i am early. i dunno why. but i am early. i am sitting here drinking hot chocolate (thanks jen) and eating peanut butter cookies (thanks again jen), and they are soo damn good. the cookies and the drink that is. i recommend to all that they find someone who can make peanut butter cookies that these ones. marry that person. seriouslly. it'll be like instant love, to the cookies ... not the person.

well asssssss most of you people know i got a job. working for ttc (toronto transit commision). and it's not some crappy tech support job. it's some desktop services job. sounds like a management job if you ask me. i am not sure exactly what i will be doing. but he said it will be a challange and i will be busy. so thats good. i hate being bored at a job. and the pay is pretty good. plus i get a free metropass, which is very very nice. that's like just over $100 extra per month. so free transportation. sweeet. i'm gonna be living at keele and bloor again, feel free to visit all summer long. i've got a kick ass TV, a BBQ, so it'll be BBQ and beer (not for sean tho, he gets apple juice) allllllll summer long.

anyways, i best be off to class to "learn". although i think my cs251 professor de-learns me more then anything. frankly, i think he is more confused about the material then the whole class put together. and with my attention span of a 2 year old chimpanzee, it doesn't work out too well. anyways, i will try.

btw, sean and i are planning a trip to europe. here is out tentative schedule:
click here (there is NO porn, no worries).

J'ai voulu faire un blog en français. Pourquoi? Parce que je veux voir que qui peut lire et peut comprendre le français. A propos, si vous commentez, les commentaires doivent être faits en français. Donc je suppose si vous avez fait il ceci loin, vous parlez en fait et comprenez cette langue, et je contemple qui a lu en fait complètement en bas ici, et comprendre. Nous verrons. Au cas où vous vous demandez, je ne suis pas le meilleur au français. Pas comme bon pour ainsi dire, mais avec espoir vous pouvez comprendre.

Donc moi et joel veulent aller à paddys ce soir. Mais tabernacle c'est froid et nous n'avons pas une voiture. Nous attendrons et verrons que nous décide. Je ne pense pas c'est va arriver. Mais nous verrons. Je veux dormir. Ou quelque chose. Bien je vais regarder la télévision. Ne pas oublier de commenter.

Si j'étais dans le Québec, ceci se conformerait à la Facture 101 (Bill 101).

so did i ever tell you how cool of a girlfriend i have? wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cool.

and get with it friends, so far i am winning. w00t again.

btw, please note the scoreboard on lower right hand side.

i forgot all the old scores, so we start over.

so first i have to say:

GO FLAMES GO!

... w00t!

the flames won their fourth straight game. and mr. jarome iginla is stepping up his game with 12 goals in past 10 games i believe. which rocks! hopefully they can end they playoff drought....

so jen left today. :-( ... *cries* ... she took the UW Fed Bus, which is supposed to cost $11. she got on for $5. we had a 20 and a 5 .... the driver didn't have change, so she said "it's a valentines gift, kiss her, get on, lets go, its figgin cold" ... so i did exactly that.

i had a good weekend. did no HOMEWORK, but what do you expect!?

i would like to go to heart and crowne next weekend. damn. i dunno if thats do-able. i hope lynn and katie have a good time for me! we'll see.

k dinner and then work.

way cool pictures~

hey co-op ... guess what? BLOW ME! and then go perform fellatio on various farm animals....

so joel and i have a fuct up situation. which he calls "human" ... i prefer to call it life.

hmmm, joel likes this girl ... he wants a reply from here. i have a gf named jen.

joel has a job, actually he got TWO. i have none.

coincidence?

the question remaining is ... would i trade the girl for the job? and the answer is blatently simple. no fucking way dude.

this is going to bring up some (and by some i mean a lot) controversy. but what the hay ... here i go.

what a man says, and what he means:

"Can I help with dinner?" Really means....
"Why is dinner not on the table?"

"Yes, dear." Really means....
Absolutly nothing.

"That's interesting, honey." Really means....
"Are you still talking?"

"I help around the house." Really means....
"One time I put a towel in the laundry basket."

"I missed you." Really means....
"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are missing, and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm getting more exercise lately" Really means....
"The batteries in the remote are dead."

"Take a break, honey, you've been working too hard." Really means....
"I can't hear the game over the vaccum cleaner"

"She's intelligent." Really means....
"She can use a vacuum cleaner, a dishwasher, the washing machine, and the stove."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means....
"I'm lost. I have no idea where we are, and no one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework." Really means....
"I make the messes, you clean them up."

so it's been decided that colin is on crack and stuck in a dreamy expression. but can we blame him ... i mean this is jen we are talking about here, right? i say no we can't blame him.

ohhh and dinner ... mmmm dinner ... hello kitty....

this happens to be the most well balanced meal i've eaten since i left home nearly 5 years ago. really.

arggggh <--- this is directed to my room mates. k. when you make kraft dinner do you NEED to put the stupid empty box on the counter when the garbage is right behind you? annoying fact #1. and is there really a need to leave a half full carton of milk on the counter for a week? annoying point #2. i am the only one in the house who does dishes. AS SOON as i use something i clean it. there is a pot in the sink (with kraft dinner in it) that's been there for a week. yes a week. argh.

anyways, this meal kicks ass. its soooo good. my room mate just walked in and said "mmm what smells so good?" ... "me" i said. although I have no dessert which sucks. i think thats rubbing off on me, jen. mmmm dessert. ohhh well. i guess i will have to settle with a sweeet math 239 assignment. mmm ...

deja vous is happening now. weird.

speaking of desserts. by definition they are a sweet finish, right? well just about every night i get the sweetest of finishs possible, just before i fall asleep. i will let this idea float around before telling you what this finish is. ohhh the anticipation.....

well hump day is almost over. and then its thursday, then friday, then saturday. ohhh how sweet saturday (and sunday) will be..... mhm ... the dessert is coming here!!!! yeeeeeeeee-haw.

anyways, i am off to homework.....

current song: jah work - ben harper

ok so like we have mega comments as of late. which is wayyyy cool. (mostly thanks to katie. but thanks from me go to: lynn, joel, ashley, heather, jen, turtly, marg, hani, and of course me). ohh and sean and vanessa, you are the only two people who never comment on my site. this is why you don't get a thank you. but you read it, so i cant ask for much more. thank you one and all.

so what does colin have to say for the day?? well how about we discuss arts studets. here is something joel and i stumbled upon today. it was a campaign poster for the upcoming (i think they are actually happening) waterloo federation of students elections. and one of the persons points about them was: "volunteer for the faculty of arts and the people with disabilities". and joel so brilliantly pointed out that the faculty of art and the poeple with disabilities are one and the same. thanks joel.

funny people joel and i. we diss arts students all the time, yet most of the people we hang out with are arts students. get that, eh??

anyone wanna hear my valentine's plan?? well first you have to listen to me complain, but really you are reading this so if you dont want to hear ... err read ...me complain, you don't have to. but i think valentine's is such a stupid event. i mean it's there solely because hallmark doesn't sell "st. patrick day" cards. so they need to make money. mind you, i do like buying gifts for people, especially people of the opposite sex, and especially one girl. and we all know who that is. (ps-no, not joel). so i fall into the trap and spend money. after all it's fun to spend money, especially on other people. so why the hell not? cuz stupid hallmark makes ENOUGH. imagine how many xmas cards they sell alone. i am sure ALL OF US could live off that profit. i mean its not like they get hemingway to write their cheesy cards .... so royalties are minimum. anywho ... enough of that. i think i was supposed to say something about what i am doing ... right? well take a guess. it's not that hard if you know anything about me.....

right, joel and i had our first midterm today. piece of cake, really it was. last lecture the prof said this: ok, so the midterm covers 300 pages in the text, although if i were you i might study such-and-such pages. holy crap mister, make it easier, please. i have no complaints, really.

cheap defective waterloo technology is all i have to say. (joel gets it, and prolly thats it. *insert joel laughing*)

so my room mates are ON crack .... the cheap stuff too. nothing like the crack that i smoke. at all ....

who here is proud to be a canadian? i know i for one am. i think it's important. and none of this crap american "we rule the world stuff" ... just plain and simple pride. canadian pride, eh?

and i leave you with this:
senator: "mr gates when did you realise you were creating a monopoly?"
gates: "monopoly is just a game, senator, i'm trying to control the fucking world"
(thanks r.w.)

current song: idiot box - the aqua bats

so the day started off well. and byt started off well i mean i woke up, spoke to jen, and got a ride to school. and i actually paid attention in school ... GO ME!

anywho, i walked home, opened the apartment, took off shoes and jacket and ... well i walked to my room ... tried to open the door. emphasis on the word TRIED. my damn door handle wouldn't work. damn defective door handles. so i fiddled with it for a while, hit it really hard, and yelled at it. none of which worked. so i thought i'd go thru my window. so i go outside, climb over a snow bank, and begin playing with the screen. what a pain that was. i had to like rip it off. while crazy lady #1 asks me "what are you doing young man?" ... i think to myself. "hmmm what does it look like i'm doing?" ... but i reply with "trying to get into my room" ...
she said "i'm gonna call the cops"
me: "double-yew tee eff mate? no need ma'am i actually live here"
then she proceeded to go into her house and leave me a lone. so i climbed in thru my window OVER my computer and finally in my room.

BUT NOW I am locked in my room. and here i sit. locked in my room. fun, eh?

current song: nothing sacred - rx bandits

you know what's truly the best feeling in the world? love. it's very powerful and not to be messed around with, seriously. and everyone prolly thinks I am on crack. well i'm not, ok?

rx bandits. pretty cool ska band. they don't have a song called "the cat with two heads" by the aqua bats, so i dunno how cool they are. but i like them. check them out. i like "nothing sacred". haven't listened to much else.

so i got a midterm on tuesday. i swear that joel and i are now officially dumber after "studying" for that. what a dumb class. no wonder it's an art class. just kidding all you silly arts students. wait. who reads this and is in arts? hmmmmm.... joel - good god no; lynn- shes too smart; ... well thats about everyone who reads this, on a regular basis that is.

i emailed this guy who is looking for a guitarists for a punk band. we'll see what comes of that. if anything it'll be fun just to jam. i mean i don't plan on going anywhere with the guitar. its NOT at all like my hockey skills. yeh, so that was sarcasm if you didn't notice. although, there are some semi-pro leagues in the states that i could prolly go play for. we'll see.

i reckon i should go to sleep. i hope every has "just another manic monday, cuz that's my fun day" (actually only 2 hours of class)

current song: deformography - (V). (V).

if anyone knows who (V). (V). is, let me know. there is another COKE on the line here...

anyways, some serious bitchin' to do today.

first of all. i live in this apartment building on erb street west. and i swear, every resident is against the ONE apartment that has students in it. there is this crazy lady who lives upstairs that drives us all NUTS (btw, if anyone knows of a good hitman, lemme know). maybe, i should ask antoine (he's my TA for math239. i am convinced he is in the mafia. the math mafia that is). and the other day this hoe was being ... umm a hoe? .... to ashley. very annoying.

speaking of ashley_k_smyth ... we had out second hockey game last night, ohh and we won of course. so we are currently 2-0-0 ... which is stupendous. i know everyone wants to hear about my stats so here there are: 2 games played, 1 goal, 2 assists, (=3 points), 1 penalty, and apparently i hurt some chick when she tried to knock down my slapshot with her hand. it's hockey. how can they get mad at me? and how unsportsmanlike or unsportswomanlike if you want to be politically correct, or would that be unsportspersonlike? i dunno.

so speaking of how dumb people from ontario (onterrible) are, why do we have a snow day with ONE INCH OF SNOW? what the hell. this province is filled with a bunch of wimps. too bad these wimps have MOST OF Canada's money. i say my province breaks off. I mean we have like most of the world's oil ... i mean we could totally do well. so screw the rest of canada, we are becoming "Kingdom of Alberta" and I hereby proclaim myself king. Damn i am good. or not...

tomorrow is this big party at philthies called "pimp'n'hoe" i am undecided as to whether i am gonna go. i mean it sounds like it could be fun, but i dunno if i am up for being a pimp, those days are kinda past on me.

anyways, i am off....peace

so here i am at too early in the morning eating my *queue crappy rap song* peaches'n'cream. ohh how i love this stuff. when i had my wisdom teeth removed. it's all i ate.

why am i up this early you may ask? well today i have an interview with Roxio. for those of you that don't know, they bought Adaptec which created "Easy CD Creator". which is the most commonly used program for burning CDs which NONE of us have a legal copy. nothing has happened of late.

my 239 TA, jorge (pronounced "whore-hay"), has been boring as always. although his accent makes for an interesting translation. as do ALL my profs accents, because none of them speak proper english, except troy. but he's a weirdo.

and i am off for my imnetermaview.

note: added new think. and by think i mean link. it's vanessa. a friend from high school. she's in australia now.

just a quick note: if you get a hold of Presidents of the United States of America's first CD. Get it. I bought it in like 6th grade, and it is so worth it. Very amusing.

Ohh, sorry I don't have time to write more. I need to do hw, so I can talk to a girl, who remain un-named. This way you can all guess, in the comments of course, who it is. The first person to get it right, gets a free coke! And btw, the person who i am gonna talk to can't guess. and on that note ....

kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it ... meow meow meow meow meow!

current song: the unforgiven II - metallica

so some good news. and of course some bad news. and wait ... we can't forget that stuper (i.e. stupid+super) -bowl stuff.

so i dunno what to say first, so i will bold face them all and you can choose to read in any order...

current song: kiss me where it smells funny - bloodhound gang (that's right, one fierce beer coaster album is in the CD-Rom)

good news
well guess who had a stellar weekend?? me ... and jen. i suppose. (and by jen, i significant other jen ... not either of my roomates). anyways, she came down for saturday and sunday and we had a great time. she met some of my friends, and by the way ... friends: she approves of you. which is a good thing. i hope you all approve of her. ohh, and btw, if you dont approve of her, you can go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. so things are going pretty good for jen and I. need i say more good news?

current song: lift your head up high i blow your brains out - bloodhound gang
did you ever have sex with a box of kleenex?

bad news
the hard drive died. k that had about 3 years of music on it. roughly 30 GB or so I would guestimate. well over 300 simpsons episodes, and prolly another year of other movies and such. including jackass, family guy, saved by the bell, that 70s show, and a BUNCH of DVD-RIPS. so that fucking blows. like seriouslly. good thing the good news is LIKE 500000000000000000000000000000000 times better (btw, )then this crap ass news and it very much so cancels out this garbage news. thanks jen. i mean i am pissed still, but having jen around took my mind off this. ohhh and don't get any ideas you dirty minded people.

stuper-bowl
who gives a shit who won? i like the CFL better. wanna know why?? because we don't have that crap-ass "fair catch rule" ... what a bunch of ... ummm ... you know what i want to say. but due to females reading this i will refrain. you are welcome ladies. anyways, i think janet jackson's breast was fake. there is no way they could show the real thing and get away with it. seriouslly, what is wrong with americans. haven't they ever seen a breast before. well i am not all that big into breasts ... but come off it. go on kazaa and type in breast and you will get what you want. get a life....

fire, water, burn - bloodhound gang
if i crashed into ur-anus i would stick it were the sun don't shine
cuz i'm kinda like hans solo, always stroking my old wookie.
...
i'm not black like berry white is
no i am white like frank black is
so if men is 5
and the devil is 6
then that must make me 7

regular bloggin' .... yo
so what else needeth saying. i suppose it is noteworthy that lynn came down this weekend. we went to a mudmen concert, it was cool. and yeh. then we all went out and drank some. yay for drinking. btw, all means me, jen, lynn, my boyf no doubt, marg, koichi, and ryan. it was a good night. started out at weavers and then over to bomber. and then home ... with jen of course. and sleep was lacking....

current song:i wish i was queer - bloodhound gang
my friend jerry van der graft kissed me in home ec class
later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass.
i just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

so evidently i am quoting the bloodhound gang. i recommend downloading all these. great songs. and by great i mean freaking hilarious...

current song:why is everybody always picking on me - bloodhound gang
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son

anyways, i am out for the night. have a good night. and i leave on this note: the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm.

current song:it's tricky - bloodhound gang
I met this little girlie, her hair was kind of curly
Went to her house to bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said it's not that easy