public Thinger APostWrittenInCode {
 
  while(colin.isACSDork()) {
 
     this.setMusic(blink182);
     this.setMood(drunk); \\ gotta give me points for trying
 
     System.out.println("As you can see, I decided to write a blog in code.  We'll see how it goes people");
 
     String news = this.fetchWhatsNewInColinsLife();
     System.out.println(news); \\ i guess you can't really read that. sorry folks.
 
     joel.insertFunnyCommentMakingFunOfHimself(); \\ hahaha i fell like god.
     sean.insertCommentThatHeNeverInserts();
     katie.insertComment("Huzzah!"); \\ overloading
     lynn.insertComment("YayColinIsComingToWaterlooThisWeekendHurrah");
     ashley.insertCommentTryingToDissColin();
     ashley.ButJustMakeAFoolOfHerself();
     int PlaceBetThatMargWillNotReadThis = 50;
 
     for(int i=0; i<5; i++) {
        System.out.Println("This is the number of friends I have: "+i);
     }
 
     if(colin.isInAGoodMoodRightNow()) {
        // looks like we made it in here ... whew
     }
 
     if(colin.hasABitchForABoss()) {
        // making it in here is not a good thing
        this.makeBossHappyOnMonday(); // hopefully that works.
     }
 
    this.ColinHasHadEnoughOfThis();
    this.IWontDocumentThisUselessPieceOfCode();
  }
  Thinger WhatIsAThinger = new Thinger();
  return WhatIsAThinger;
}