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So. What has happened since I last blogged? Well, let's see ... I confessed my un-dying love for that special girl of mine ... again. Because really, you can't do it enough. I went to Phils, didn't get philed like I got bombered at the Bomber. (Does anyone get that? 'Cause I don't).
I'm apparently playing soccer this term. And of course I am playing Ice Hockey with Owen Nolan (aka Julie Dunham). I led last year's league in goals, assists, and penalties. The penalties don't surprise me. Everything else does.
And I am still downloading EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN SIMPSONS EPISODE. And it's still only at 85%. Here's Joel bitching about a download having 30 hours left. WHEN MINE has 200 hourss left and has been going for about a month or so. When I started the slated time was 1000 hours. So I would say I am getting there. I'd reckon another week to a week and a half we should be 100%. Then I have every episode. So what am I going to do with this? Pretty much nothing y'know.
Tomorrow is the second week of classes. 12 more to go. Yes I am counting down to another work term. 'Cuz school sucks, and so does work? That means Jen is going to have to start raking in the dough. I'll do the babies, cooking, cleaning, and sitting on ass getting fatter watching football.
'CAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING WATCH HOCKEY ANYMORE. What a bunch of greedy assholes. I was thinking. What if I came up with a proposal for the league. Like I will find hockey players who will play for say $100,000 per year. So that's roughly 30 players per team, so a payroll of 3 million. The league average was 1.79 million last season, so this isn't even twice that. I would be there for sure. I'll be the number one draft choice for the Calgary Flames. That would be interesting. I mean it is entirely feasible. I just wish I knew Gary Bettman's phone number. DAMNIT. (BTW, if anyone reads this and takes my idea, I WILL SUE. Cuz I put (c) on this page. It is owned by me. No copying is allowed).
And this has been long enough. Do I need to add anything else? I don't think so. I'd be surprised if ANYONE made it down here. If you did, you get a free coke.
And that's all from the Batcave.
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Monday, September 20, 2004
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2 comments:
Ahh yes...I forgot about my Owen Nolan tag. I'm just gonna take that as a compliment in my hockey skills and not just a jab at my bad hip and beard combo.
I feel like such an outcast posting 'anonymously'...but there's no way I'm getting a blog...it's like extra homework! ;)
-Julie
yay free Coke for me! Humm what can I do with that... waht do you call it again Colin when you put a hole in it and let it pour out? I forget... sounds fun tho, but something I'd definately screw up and it would result in me being covered in Coke.. which I'm POSITIVE is someone's fantasy... or not... so Colinman! Can you put a link to my blog on your page? it's http://partofthemafia.blogspot.com :D That'd be GRREAT! now I need to improve my writing skillz so I can be super-witty and post interesting blogs... and with that, I am off to bed! :D
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