I just had the worst interview ever. and the worst part was ... he was a midget! and a cocky little fucker at that. yes i am bitter. so is dane.
it went something like this:
cocky little fuck: "how you doing?"
me: "i'm good and yourself?"
dick head: "so ... what's a double-abstinter-nine-equatryuer?"
me: "that's a very good question. what is it?"
cock sucker: "it's a blah blah blah blah. i am a nerd
me: "i see"
ass eater: "what's the difference between c++ and java"
me: "that's a silly question. go fuck yourself"
cunt guzzler: "i like men, how about you?"
me: "go to hell"
finger licking wannabe proctologist: "well tell me about your previous jobs"
me: "they were fun. you are not. go get a spoon"
piss ant: "ok well that's about it"
me: "you're boring. bye"
and that was it. i got raped by a midget. fucking hell.
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Wow that sux Colin! :-( I had a bad interview last semester with a guy from Environment Canada with a thick Indian accent. He looked at me like I was stupid during evrey answer I gave him, was mad that I had to commit to frosh week stuff and asked me seriously like 10000 questions! I found him boring yet indimidating! weird...
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