yooooo. wooooord. wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy coool.
whats up my friends? long time no talk? i dont know. depends on who is reading this. and if i dont know you, then fuck off you. wait a minute HELLLOOOO friend.
this is a test. i repeat. this is a test. who the fuck am i kidding?
happy one year kiel and katie. HOORAH!!
jen and i have been together for 1 year 4 months and 2 days.
my car is a piece of shit. like the adam sandler song. its needs new lots of things. meh still cheaper then a new car.
i am in kingston right now. i drove a stolen dodge neon here. i stole it from enterprise we rip you off car rental bitches.
may i interrupt the regular programming for this important news flash: where in steve smiths name have the past 4 months gone? let me re-phrase that. *clears throat* where in george bush's name have the past three years gone?
wait that's not right. how am i 21 years old? what the the hell hell happened to two? did i miss being two? i dont remember being two? do you remmeber me being two? why was i not aware that i was two? fuck people why did no one tell me that i was two? i wish i was two still. then i wouldn't have to get up to go to the bathroom. what a life. you sleep. shit your pants. burp all over people. put spaghetti on your head. crawl around pulling the dogs tail and peoples hair. what a life. damn two year olds have it set.
mind you so do dogs. a dog sleeps, eats, shits, licks it nuts and repeats as necessary. that is a life cycle people.
getting up, showering, going to work, working, taking lunch, working, going home, making dinner, eating dinner, cleaning up after dinner, cleaning teeth, sleep.
fuck that. joel and i have it done pat: sleep, eat, shit. repeat as necessary.
now who is with me? yeh i figured no one. and joel's A-D-D should be kicking in about now. how's the wheelie chair joel?
well i hope this was informational to you all. actually i dont give a shit.
have a good weekend.
Friday, April 22, 2005
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thanks, but i think i prefer your 21 year old "i am potty trained" self to your 2 year old self. somehow i think diapers put a damper on romance. but yes...life of a dog is good. plus they get petted lots. thats gotta add to the great lifestyle
May I suggest that you use your talents to
honor your Creator. When a person uses 4 letter
words, he's either showing that he has no talent
or he's lazy. I don't believe that you are either...
Happy Weekend,
Howdy
http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/
Who is this thought and humor person? And what creator? The creator of Blogspot? And doesn't Howdy mean hello? I'm really confused by you. Please don't ever leave comments on my blog.
So in response to you Colin, yes dogs do have it pretty good, but it's more fun to be smarter and do funner things like lick your balls. Like go swimming. And go in boats. and dancing. and dogs eat their own poop too (which puzzles me, because if we humans ate our own poop, we would get very sick and possibly die). I think being a human is better, because you have more options open to you as far as fun stuff to do. But that's just my opinion :-)
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