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"alrightare my maybe-also-drunk fans ready for more delight?
so i went to my first metalhead show. ROCK! i didn't hear you... ROCK!!!that's better
wow, i think i should put aside my rapping career for one that revovles around rocking. ROCKi think it's because i've found that i dig girls who dig rockROCK
my clock says 3:45. time to make a wish...i wish that i could chill the fuck out... please. fuckin christ, let me chill. i'm so far gone i might discover a new continent by accident. and rape and pillage the fuck out of it. i bet i convince W bush it's a good idea in ten secondes or less. or let's gang bang his poor daughters for breast cancer. revive their godawful genepool. nah, i bet my little captain spermy would have the good sense to retreat when they see that kinda foul territory ahead.
i need to sleeeeeeeep. day off tomorrow. sleep in long time. many moons. why does the red man say "how"?and why does the po-po man say "please drop your weapon, sir. and tell that Bush daughter to get your nuts out of her mouth. it's a matter of national security..."
this has been brought to you, with help from allah, by sauza tequila, budweiser, camel cigarettes, yayo, and whatever the fuck else i took tonight, and especially, YOUR MOM.
-b dub"

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