blogger shit the bed and lost my post. fuck. ok it went like this....
fuck. ADD go away ... k. think. this just isn't working ... thinking that is....
h'ok. so this morning was a life fulfilling moment. i didn't know who at the time, nor did who know me ... but it was ... inpsiring ... and oh so real.
it went like this. the phone ran ... i meant rang ... so i pick up:
me: "whooooooo the fuck are youuuuuuuu?" [robin williams style, repreSENT!]
who: "hii, um, is lynn *cough* rose *cough* there please?"
me [to lynn]: "lynnnnnnnnnnn, it's your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
right. so i thought it was lynn's mom cuz it's lynn birthday day today and yeh. so that's what i thought. but boy did i thunk wrong.
low and behold it was none other than the one and only KATIE MULLIGAN.
that's right. like the golf mulligan. 'cept it's a katie mulligan. kinda like a katie re-do. i don't quite know why, or how, or where, or even what a katie re-do is. but it's cool.
and she said ONE line to me. and ahhhhh my life is complete. thank you katie re-do. and may i rest in peace.
katie, stop pretending to be lynn's mom. and by lynn i mean rose.
ohh happy birfday day lynn. she's 21 ... i mean 22. I AM 21.
we love you lynn.
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And when Colin says 'I take no responsibility for this' he means 'He wrote every word and the reason he blames me is cause he is threatened by R...Lynn is cause he isafraid she can bring the funk.
I went there.
thank you!!!!!!!!!!!
oppps i am sorry lynn. 'twill never happen again, i promise!!!
katie: did u know it was me?
I feel left out.
Well call again sometime. This time ask for me, not that dastardly Lynn.
Good times though Katie. This is a story you can tell your kids. How are they coming along?
Joel, you ARE left out son. Sorry.
Well, I expect a call for Colin sometime within the next lifetime.
Phone sex with Lynn IS tiring. But what would I know.
This is a test to see if Jen reads this.
woohoo! i pass:)
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