i fucking hate allergies. and yes hate is a strong word and i just used. i used the f word. if you don't like it close the damn window.

my allergies are the worst. my nose is like friggin' niagra falls ... just gushing out 30,000 cubix liters per second. grand i say.

but boy am i glad for those scientists that figured out how to lace kleenex with aloe. mmmm soft and oily. this way my nose doesn't get worn down to abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

did i ever tell you i went to carp?

what do the poor have, the rich can't get, and you'll die if you eat it?