alright, so it'sbeen ... a long time. it's also been a long time since i have been drunk. and since i'm on my 4th heineken ... coincendence?

fuck no.

anyways, i'm going to saudi arabia. greeeeeeat. just fucking great. which means i need to fly ... for a long time. which sucks. but they give me free beer. umm i like beer. yes that's right. i do. so i am gonna drink. get on the plane pass out ... and _hopefully_ wake up in saudi arabia. that'd be nice. too bad i'll wake up in amsterdamn. get drunk again ... passout ... get on a plane. get drunk AGAIN ... wake up in the middle east. that's what i call traveling. (with one 'l' not two). so what if i drink? is that BAD?

well i prolly wont update until i am in waterloo and living with lynn-er. that's right. so if u miss me write me an email. anyone who DOESN'T write me doesnt care about me and therefore i shall never talk to again.

that's an ultimatum in case you didnt know ...

anyways, this is my 2005 "wish you a meery chrismakah and a happy new year!" ... i love you all ... even if you dont write me.

bye!!