i spoke with the dumbest person ever today. and i mean THE.

my parents asked me to call Sears to order a part for their garage door opener. so i did ... being the good little boy that i am.
here are some snips from the conversation:
She asked for my credit card. one of the numbers is 2300
i said "two thousand 3 hundred"
and she repeated "two-zero-zero-three sir?"
me: "no two three zero zero"
her "two zero zero three sir?"
me: "NO ... listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth: TWO THREE ZERO ZERO"

and she had even more trouble with the address:
me: "forty eight fifty sideline 6"
her: "four eight zero five fiveline 6, sir?"
*click*

No i didn't really hang up. then at the end she said "sorry for the confusion sir" ... i felt like saying "no, i'm sorry for you because you are a few cards short of a full deck" ... she's lucky to have a job. she should start her own show "the world's dumbest people" ... she would be the star no doubt.

I then told my mom "mom, i just spoke with the dumbest person ever."
my mom: "why"
me: "trust me."

anyways, one more day of class. wooo hoooooooooooooooo...