so. last night, eh? steph, steph, joel, miranda, angie, chris ... and sorry i don't remember anyone else's name. stupid me.

wow. is all i have to say.

wait i lied, i have more to say. so started off with bowling (5 pin). now how can a day go wrong if you start off bowling? impossible i say. unless you suck like me and can't hit the broad side of a barn. but it's all for fun, right? after a few hours of that, we headed home. for dinner. i had KFC. should be KFR ... for kentucky fried rat. cause i couldn't tell whether it was a leg, or a wing, or an ass. and that did a number to my stomach. note to self: kfc may taste oily ... i mean good. but dont eat it when you are going to be drinking. baaaaaaaaaad idea.

after dinner, it was kegger time. and keggers are ... well keggers. beer was drunk. beer was spilled ... on steph's pants. and colin tried to get into a bathroom with 5 girls. didn't work apparently. so more beer was drunk ... and talking was talked. weeeeeeeeee. and then ...

BOMBER TIME.

colin and his mad skills pretty much evaded the entire line and skipped to get in front. and apparently steph is my g/f now, or so the bomer staff thinks so. ohh well, it got us in quicker. and the bomber, was ... bomber like. it was fun. a lot of good times were had. laughs ... anywho ... saw mikhail and he decided to slap me ... so I bitch slapped his ass back to the stone age. no i really didn't ... but i like to think i did. makes me feel cool. am i cool yet? well ... they eventually kicked us out of the bomber. and we sat in the great hall for a while. while debating what to do. i had one thing on my mind ... no not a girl. i have a g/f remmeber. FOOOOOOOOD. wow was i hungry. so lee and i were the only ones who were hungry. so we decided to head out. along the way, we seemed to pick up some drunk prostitute like girl. she was very into talking with lee and i. but eventually i was like "lee we go this way to my house, bye sarah. if you need help call 911." and that was the last we heard from sarah.

and when we got to my place. soap opera started. nothing to do with me. all the room mates. but won't get into that. lee and i ate. and then proceeded to sleep. ohhh how i love you. mmmmmmm ... and here i am now. telling the story. enjoy....