so the shower is broke. so this guy comes to fix. he fixes shower. floods bathroom, and swears up and down like a maniac. here are some snips:

"ohhhhh shit ... water ... ohhh shit ... not good ... not good. yo you got a towel?"

"friggin' great. just friggin' great!"

"what the fuck is this?"

"ohhhh jesus. gottta shut the whole damn building down. but i fixed the problem"