and now for the moment you've all been waiting for ...

it's live ...

it's real ...

it's RAW

is

WAR .... argggghhhh *insert big steroid taking man "grrr"*

i'll half nelson your punk ass mister .... boo yah

what the fuck am i talking about?

i don't know. don't ask. you probably don't want to know anyways.

so i bet allllllllll of you (i.e. katie, sean, lynn, and JOEL [can't forget that boy], and anyone else who reads this) .... where was i? ahhh shit. hello kitty.

errrrm, i was in toronto for the past .... 5 days? 6 ? who knows i aint counting. summmmmmmmmer is sooon and i cant wait. i love summer. i can sit around in shorts (with NO boxers [did i just openly admit that? ... meh]) and drink beer. ahhhh such is the life, no? i can't wait.

well i bought a new computer ... that means i personally have about 8 of the damn things. my aunt got mad at me. since i am a bum, and dont have a home anywhere, i use her house as storage. and she said "you have too much crap. how many keyboards do you have?" me: "i dunno" ... "EIGHT. you have EIGHT. throw them out or soemthing. jezz."

like hell lady ...

so yeh. i just ate "Presidents Choice Deluxe White Cheddar Macaroni and Cheese" (i got paid to say that ..... really i did)

and its NHL playoff time. and the only team i care about is the canadian ones. really i just want the flames to do well. go flames. w00t. i'm spent.