what is with this new layout. go screw yourself sideways blogger.

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there once was a kid named johnnie. johnnie was a good little boy. he loved his mommie and daddie. did well in school, and was by far the most popular kid in school. needless to say he had lots of friends. one day johnnie flipped out and started breaking shit left, right and don't forget centre. now johnnie is in jail being raped by a large inmate. now, children what is the moral of the story?

there is no fucking moral. that's life.