so i'm back. i was at my aunt's all weekend. well damn, you didn't even notice. so what do i care really?
on thursday i did some shopping. well jen did the shopping really. i just paid the bill, and now i have some new clothes. it's still in the bag ...
right. so my aunt's house had this effing fly. yes one of those annoying little buggers that flies around going "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" all day. and just pisses ... the ... shit ... out ... of ... every ... fucking ... body. i was watching tv and i hear "bzzzzt" go by really quickly. then again ... "bzzzt". fucker. i saw it on the table, and smacked my hand reallly hard. ouch ... two minutes later "bzzzzt".
little fucker. so i go get one of them fly swatting thinger-ma-jigs from the kitchen. and for the next 30 minutes wait for the damn thing. fuck all.
about an hour later i'm in the kitchen and i hear "bzzzzzzzzzzt". i look around for the fly killing machine. no where to be seen. damn, tv room. so i go get it ... go back to the kitchen and ... fuck off!
i spent the next 20 minuts wandering the house with the fly smacker ... i saw this big mother of a fly. and i smacked the shit out of the that thinger 'till it was dead. then i ate it for dinner.
just kidding.
two minutes later ... bzzzzzt
is the thing back from the dead. i went on a rampage. swatting at every damn black spot killing everything that went bzzzzzzt.
finally peace and quite to watch TV ... then bzzzzzzzt ... fuck off.
while at my aunts, i bought a tent from crappy tire ... aka canadian tire. this is for robin, wendy, jen and i's camping/hiking trip next weekend. 'twill be fun. too bad joel. jen's very worried that robin and i wont be prepared. have no fear jen....
anyways, allergies are being a piss off. i just want jen to come give me a big hug and make me all better.... jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Sunday, August 08, 2004
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