hear ye hear ye hear ye!

on this day, the twenty-eigth of september, two thousand and four, forith ... i hereby proclaim the use of blogness to be utilized in only such a manner that an old english monarch would thereby approve of. else thou canst aroint thee witch.

the needeth for such wording is obligatory to blah blah blah ... fuck that shit.

I got an interview ... *sticks tongue out* ... neener neener neener. hehe. it's some web development job. i figured the best way to get a job is apply for ones that i actually have qualifications for. even if i dont have the qualifications for.

but it's HTML. it's not even programming. my 84 year old grandma could do it. what makes me qualified is that I am one of THREE individuals who speaks french in this town. which makes me the smalliest minority in this university. aside from that non-existent albino who nobody ever sees because he is soo white he is just see thru. speaking of albinos ... anyone ever read the da vinci code. and speak of being wayyyy off on a tangent... ohh dear. did i just use math terms in my daily language. doh!

life cannot be complete without a quote from the simpsons.

speaking of the simpsons... when i left this morning my 35 GB file of every single god damn episode was 98.1% complete. which means i am damn close to having every single episode. but the new season is here and such, i won't have every single episode for long. shame.

anyways, jen came to se my this weekend. 'twas a great weekend. very enjoyable i thought. yeppers. we didn't do much that any of you really care to know about ... so i will just leave up to your imaginations.

lynn went to the carp fair. and since everyone is blogging about the carp fair i figured i should. since it is the cool thing to do after all. after all .... after alll? i am just as lost as joel is right now.

speaking of joel he just left. who cares? i dont really. he went to WLU ... that's short for "What a fucking shitty high schooL down the street that rips yoU off." WLU. get it? i think joel might. otherwsie you should press "ATL" + "F4" then fairies will come out of your computer and give the best head ever ... i promise. if u blieve me just try it. if the window closes ... re-try it again and again. it will work sometime. i promise. i am not pulling yer leg.

tim hortons has this new thing called steeped tea. which is such a crock of shit. it used to be that tea cost you 98 cents no matter what size. but they wanted to charge you more for the same shit. so they came up with this thing called steeped tea. which means they take the same tea bag that they used to give you. make THREE cups of tea, and sell them all for a higher price and only using one third of the tea bags. what bullshit is this ... yet i still keep paying them the money. i dont know why ....

i guess i should mention that the hockey team i play for won their first hockey game 3-0. 'twas fun. not really exciting. but i was thinking of offering my services to the toronto maple leafs for free. y'know. i will play for them for nothing. just give me equipment and that and i will be set.

anyways ... i am sorta sick of this stupid computer. it's ugly and scaring me too much.

yay for lynn switching back to the cool stream. none of this stream 8 horseshit. just kidding. i love you all. wait a minute. marg or sean won't even read this. and i dont really know anyone else on stream 8 that would read this. so screw you for not reading my blog. unless you do read my blog. then you are ok.

k i said i was gonna go. so i am gonna go. go go go ... now ... i swear.

good day.