Sunday, October 10, 2004

and it's a brand new spanking look. i hope you like it. if you don't just leave ...

errr wait a minute, you are one of like ... three people that read this. please stay. i'm begging you ...

no i'm not. i don't care if you stay or leave. feel free to comment. *cough cough* HINT HINT *cough cough*.

anyways, it's thanksgiving holiday. now i dont know what day is actually thanksgiving. it's weird that we celebrate this holiday, as i stated on lynn's blog. it's a holiday to celebrate them mayflower ship people for murdering the natives. sounds like a great holiday? what's next? hitler or stalin day?? i dont think so ...

it's some pagean holiday. so it's not like ... really religious. it's just a time for fat people like me to eat wayyyyyy too much food. and yeh... that is fun. drink some wine. see family. see jen. thats the important part there ... let me repeat that SEE JEN ... there i think i got the point across well enough.

but i dont mind, it just means more time off school.

us university students are so weird. we actually dont mind not having school. WE PAY FOR IT PEOPLE. yet we are so damn excited on a snow day that one must text msg me at 7am. holy christ man ... anyways, i remmeber tuition bonusii (that's the plurarl form of bonus, i promise) from larry smith. ya right ....

why do we always have one week per term that can be labled hell week? this coming week i have a midterm on tuesday, two assignments due on wednesday, and a midterm on thursday. note i have night class on tuesday. i just dont get it. stop screwing me university of waterloo.

on another note why is jen not responding to me??? i'm sad ... here is the conversation ... that i am trying to have with jen:

colin - jkw forever ... it's turkey lurkey time! says:
hiiiiiiiiiiii babe
colin - jkw forever ... it's turkey lurkey time! says:
jennnnnnnnnnn?????
colin - jkw forever says:
jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

and ... fuck all. abuse i tell ya. pure abuse that i am taking fromt her. i gotta straighten that girl out. (note: i wont do anything, cuz i just love her sooo damn much)

in other news:

apparently sean and christin are ... a package ... a thing ... y'know boyfriend girlfriend. some magic floating in the air ... or is that sparks? i just dont know anymore.

joel ... he's a dork he ran to winnipeg.

marg ... good god woman ... where have you been? you like feel (i really meant fell) off the face of the earth or something

lynn our friendship continues to build stronger. it's good. we talk a lot. she's cool, i'm cool. we're cool. she's coming back to stream 4...kick ass. i'm excited. i bought her a ramones pin. joel claims he paid for some of it too ... it cost like 85 cents ... so i am not gonna bicker.

miranda. she's around. prolly in b-town. so yeh....

and i am a loser ... i dont have any other friends.

where the hell is everyone? excuse me, i mean where the hell is jen???? come here!

well i guess i will keep blogging. cuz this music blows my ass.... some shit from the 1800s for my music class. lets be honest. any song that goes:
Oh, carve that possum,
Carve that possum children,
Carve that possum
Children, oh carve him to his heart.
*barfs*

can't be that good can it??

i tried to see shark tale on friday with jen. didn't work so well. damn fire alarm. i want to see that movie. from the 30 minutesi saw ... it looked great. i'm pissed i didn't get to see it.

and i studied some. that is not what i am thankful for. it's like what are you thankful for this weekend? "well i wish i could be THANKFUL FOR NOT HAVING ALL THIS BLOODY WORK TO DO" ... but i am not that cool. meh ... i ate some turkey. some pumpkin pie. some possum. 'twas a grand old time.

and now some more from that hit from 1864 ... carvvvvvvvvvvvve that possum

some eat early and some eat soon
some like possum, and some like coon
that possum's just the thing for me
old rattler's got another one up the tree

i wish i could be a radio host dude. you just sit around and talk to yourself all day. yeh i can do that. totally. yeh .......

jen still isn't responding to me? and i've moved on to some ernest tubb. i was just craving possum wayyyyy to much to keep listening to that song. "i'm walking over the floor for you ... "

aren't i just in a musitastic mood today? i think so. also in the mood of writing a blog that is way to fucking long for anyone to read. except joel. he has already read this somehow cuz the guy reads too fast.

and she's talking to becca on the phone. that means nothing to anyone except me. but i felt like saying it. cuz ernest tubb is just depressing the hell outta me.

and now we get to some happy songs .... Sh-boom:
Oh, life could be a dream (sh-boom)
(doo-da-da-do sh-boom)
If I could take you up in paradise up above (sh-boom)
If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love
Life could be a dream, sweetheart
(Hello, hello again, sh-boom and hopin' we'll meet again)

Hey nonny ding dong, alang alang alang
Boom ba-doh, ba-doo ba-doodle-ay

Life could be a dream
Life could be a dream, sweetheart!

that was for jen. cuz i think of her when i listen to that song. by the way, that is the chords version. which is much better then those twisted canadian boys the crew cuts who ruined that song with the damn tipani. dumbasses.

go to hell bob

this is too long. and jen still hasn't replied....

maybe i am not the only one she loved ... boo urns to that. it says in the song she said that. so its true. yeh thats right. she loves me, not you ... or you ... or you ... or you. ok? got it ... punk?

i'm out....

6 comments:

Colin said...

christ, i was still editing and checking for spelling mistakes.

i'm listening to carve that possum again, it's a great song. everyone needs to hear it. INCLUDING YOU!!

and yes, yes that was a long post. but i am waiting for jen to reply.......

Anonymous said...

ahh hah hah hah hah. im sorry! see damn msn kept screwing up. for some reason it doesnt like it when everyone comes home and signs into msn on different computers. damn program. and that was a ridiculously long post. and quite hilarious. btw. those were some interesting song choices. i like the possum one. except....i dont think i can eat animals anymore. i saw SOOO much roadkill today it made me sad cos they looked like they musta been such nice cuddly animals when they were alive. and alright im really tired so this is uber crackbrained. but yeah:)ill try and ttysoon since msn wont do it for me

Colin said...

APPLE PIE!! HOT DIGGITY! I want some apple pie ... with ice cream. vanilla. none of that ass chocolate stuff.

ohh and the apple pie has to be warm, otherwise, the ice cream dont melt too well.

and wow. this is the most comments had on my blog in ages.

what do you youngin's think of the new layout?

jen tells me its ugly and the old one was better. so?

Colin said...

and christopher reeves died.

superman DIED. this world is fuct. how can superman die? first he cant walk, now he dead?

ohhhhh crap. we cant rely on bush-tactics to keep us going. we need a new super-hero ....

COLIN-MAN! are ya with me?

Colin said...

how can someone hate someone who can't function as a human? i dont get it.

Mirkle said...

WHOA! Colin! you take the blog cake for longest, most random blog ever! Even more random then the thoughts that sometimes come out of my head! Hummm... I shall have to try to beat you! aHA! Well yah I didn't get no apple pie for Thanksgiving :-( booo... but I DID get birthday cake, becasue we were celebrating my aunt's birthday this weekend too.
Why the HELL would anyone a) eat possum and b) write a song about it and c) expect sane people to actually listen to it? eeew...
Let's make a NEW song. Lick that roadkill honey, ooo lick them rotting bones dry... lick that damn roadkill honey, cuz I really want you to die. That's a lot damn better! Or not.. or maybe I'm a sick sick person. But not as sick as my roommate who pianted a picture of a car going off a cliff into a lake on a clear shower curtain and it says 'it might not happen to you'. And this guy also painted a picture that looks like it has blood splatter on it.
And I'm hungry, so I'm gonna go... walk... away... slowly......