ashleys, candy bars, and being a pirate

yesterday, i spoke with this subject to a fine young lady, and whaddya know she was named ashley. i mean, what is with me and girls named ashleys? like is there something about the name ashley that gets me going? (in case you are wondering, i seem to have an infatuation with girls named ashley). i am curious about this. last night i had a dream that i get into the guiness book of world records for "Dating the most number of people with the same name". i know, i got it. all ashleys must be really good looking. i will just leave it at that for now, any ideas?

mmmm pudding ... and sesame snaps (i am addicted to this things)

lazy days kick ass. i am having one today. like ashley has bad hair days and all these other types of crazy days, i am officially the king of lazy days. (that was weird, my boss is talking to me, and at the same time i typed "officially" he said it, weird). from this day forth, every day is a lazy day for me. who's with me?

i have recently come to the realisation that if i could go back in time, i would go back to the pirate days. in case you don't know, i love the movie pirates of the caribbean and any pirate movie really... but pirates of the caribbean is my favorite by far. i know it's just a movie, but i know what its like just to travel around, rape, pillage and plunder. just kidding about the raping, pillaging and plundering. did you know that pillage and plunder means the same thing? weird, eh? you might as well be saying i am going to eat some dinner, have a nap, then go to sleep. but nonetheless, i wanna be a mighty pirate like guybrush threepwood (let me know if you actually get this, otherwise google up "The Curse Of Monkey Island"). if you have seen pirates of the caribbean, then you remember when captain sparrow and elizabeth were stuck on the island, and the whole "why is the rum gone?" bit, well, a girl asked me to re-inact this scene with her this xmas on the beach, her being elizabeth, me being jack, and she said elizabeth would be MORE open to other things. and we all know what happens with alcohol and such. oddly enough, this girls name is ashley. crazy, eh? should be good ... BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

i was just reminded of a funny line ... and no, i do not want to be that kind of pirate ... referring to a butt-pirate that is... lol