current song: vacuum bag - stroke 9

this is in response to joel's "alarm beating" in his blog...

so if you don't know, i hate mornings. and the alarm clock will vouch for that. i have tried many things, like placing the alarm clock on the other side of the room, but that doesnt work.

so i just kept the thing beside my bed, and every morning the hand comes down and smacks it till it shuts up. and i would never get up. lately, i started put it under the bed. so i had this natural reaction to start smacking beside the bed. but that didn't work. so i would have to find the damn thing. usually just grab a cord and yank it, then smack.

well this morning, at 5:40 i smacked it good and hard, and it wouldn't shut up. so i picked it up and tossed it, but not hard enough as it landed next to me, still going "beepy beepy spaz" mood. so the next time i really hurled the fucker ... and now i need a new alarm clock for sure.