current song: gilligan's island (punk cover) - NoFx
current mood: almost home time

so my boss is having squirrel problems. i was talking with my boss about it over lunch, and he is looking for squirrel traps. he found one. and i asked him "what you going to do with it after you catch it?" ... he replied "i am going to throw it off a 200 m bridge. they can fly can't they?"