so some good news. and of course some bad news. and wait ... we can't forget that stuper (i.e. stupid+super) -bowl stuff.
so i dunno what to say first, so i will bold face them all and you can choose to read in any order...
current song: kiss me where it smells funny - bloodhound gang (that's right, one fierce beer coaster album is in the CD-Rom)
good news
well guess who had a stellar weekend?? me ... and jen. i suppose. (and by jen, i significant other jen ... not either of my roomates). anyways, she came down for saturday and sunday and we had a great time. she met some of my friends, and by the way ... friends: she approves of you. which is a good thing. i hope you all approve of her. ohh, and btw, if you dont approve of her, you can go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. so things are going pretty good for jen and I. need i say more good news?
current song: lift your head up high i blow your brains out - bloodhound gang
did you ever have sex with a box of kleenex?
bad news
the hard drive died. k that had about 3 years of music on it. roughly 30 GB or so I would guestimate. well over 300 simpsons episodes, and prolly another year of other movies and such. including jackass, family guy, saved by the bell, that 70s show, and a BUNCH of DVD-RIPS. so that fucking blows. like seriouslly. good thing the good news is LIKE 500000000000000000000000000000000 times better (btw, )then this crap ass news and it very much so cancels out this garbage news. thanks jen. i mean i am pissed still, but having jen around took my mind off this. ohhh and don't get any ideas you dirty minded people.
stuper-bowl
who gives a shit who won? i like the CFL better. wanna know why?? because we don't have that crap-ass "fair catch rule" ... what a bunch of ... ummm ... you know what i want to say. but due to females reading this i will refrain. you are welcome ladies. anyways, i think janet jackson's breast was fake. there is no way they could show the real thing and get away with it. seriouslly, what is wrong with americans. haven't they ever seen a breast before. well i am not all that big into breasts ... but come off it. go on kazaa and type in breast and you will get what you want. get a life....
if i crashed into ur-anus i would stick it were the sun don't shine
cuz i'm kinda like hans solo, always stroking my old wookie.
...
i'm not black like berry white is
no i am white like frank black is
so if men is 5
and the devil is 6
then that must make me 7
regular bloggin' .... yo
so what else needeth saying. i suppose it is noteworthy that lynn came down this weekend. we went to a mudmen concert, it was cool. and yeh. then we all went out and drank some. yay for drinking. btw, all means me, jen, lynn, my boyf no doubt, marg, koichi, and ryan. it was a good night. started out at weavers and then over to bomber. and then home ... with jen of course. and sleep was lacking....
current song:i wish i was queer - bloodhound gang
my friend jerry van der graft kissed me in home ec class
later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass.
i just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
so evidently i am quoting the bloodhound gang. i recommend downloading all these. great songs. and by great i mean freaking hilarious...
current song:why is everybody always picking on me - bloodhound gang
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
anyways, i am out for the night. have a good night. and i leave on this note: the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm.
current song:it's tricky - bloodhound gang
I met this little girlie, her hair was kind of curly
Went to her house to bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said it's not that easy
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