current song: deformography - (V). (V).

if anyone knows who (V). (V). is, let me know. there is another COKE on the line here...

anyways, some serious bitchin' to do today.

first of all. i live in this apartment building on erb street west. and i swear, every resident is against the ONE apartment that has students in it. there is this crazy lady who lives upstairs that drives us all NUTS (btw, if anyone knows of a good hitman, lemme know). maybe, i should ask antoine (he's my TA for math239. i am convinced he is in the mafia. the math mafia that is). and the other day this hoe was being ... umm a hoe? .... to ashley. very annoying.

speaking of ashley_k_smyth ... we had out second hockey game last night, ohh and we won of course. so we are currently 2-0-0 ... which is stupendous. i know everyone wants to hear about my stats so here there are: 2 games played, 1 goal, 2 assists, (=3 points), 1 penalty, and apparently i hurt some chick when she tried to knock down my slapshot with her hand. it's hockey. how can they get mad at me? and how unsportsmanlike or unsportswomanlike if you want to be politically correct, or would that be unsportspersonlike? i dunno.

so speaking of how dumb people from ontario (onterrible) are, why do we have a snow day with ONE INCH OF SNOW? what the hell. this province is filled with a bunch of wimps. too bad these wimps have MOST OF Canada's money. i say my province breaks off. I mean we have like most of the world's oil ... i mean we could totally do well. so screw the rest of canada, we are becoming "Kingdom of Alberta" and I hereby proclaim myself king. Damn i am good. or not...

tomorrow is this big party at philthies called "pimp'n'hoe" i am undecided as to whether i am gonna go. i mean it sounds like it could be fun, but i dunno if i am up for being a pimp, those days are kinda past on me.

anyways, i am off....peace